Asking Out A Cop

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S500K

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Thoughts? Female cop that is.
I mountain bike in some random places and there was a cop car sitting in like the middle of the forest lol, but it looks directly at a STOP sign on the street about 50 ft out. I've seen the cop car there before but didn't think too much of it. I caught a glimpse of her, so decided to see what she was up to and asked her of the area etc. I clearly know the area and knew where all the paths lead but she looked hot so I had to go up to her.

She stepped out of her car and leaned on it, I was like Daammmm. Had a nice convo. She told me this is her spot she chills at, waiting. Blah, Blah, Blah etc. So she tells me of a path I could take so I said, I'd try it and see how good it is. It was insanly hot yesterday so I had no shirt on and she left me with, rarely do I see a naked mountain biker, I'll be here "these days at the same time" and told me to stop by again and tell her how it was.

What to do?
 
It's like trying to date a bartender. Don't ask them while they're on shift. They're there doing their job, so IMO, find another way...
 
I don't see how there's any other way without it being stalkerish. She seems to already be inviting OP for more interaction while on duty so I don't see an issue. Maybe just keep it up, when you happen to have a good convo going and she's laughing just ask if she wants to grab a drink or a bite after her shift is done..keep us updated!
 
Ask her if she bikes and if so tell her you found a good trail that you would love to show her ;)
 
I know several police who are female. If anything, female cops are better people than most in general and *much* better than male cops. heh
 
left me with, rarely do I see a naked mountain biker, I'll be here "these days at the same time" and told me to stop by again and tell her how it was.
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Red695 said:
She's hitting on you, go for it.
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^ This. You've got the green light, over-thinking it is gonna get you shut down though, women (regardless of occupation) give you a window, you've got one.....for now.
 
Roofies...and chloroform...lots of 'em.

Alternatively, if you're too much of gentleman to try the above, tell her you'd like to compare "batons", and whip out your manhood right there (chicks DIG a secure man like this).

Report back on your findings, good luck!
 
bboySushi said:
I don't see how there's any other way without it being stalkerish. She seems to already be inviting OP for more interaction while on duty so I don't see an issue. Maybe just keep it up, when you happen to have a good convo going and she's laughing just ask if she wants to grab a drink or a bite after her shift is done..keep us updated!
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Be flexible on the time though. After a 12hr shift, she might not be up for it, especially if she has another shift the next day.
 
Jatt said:
^ This. You've got the green light, over-thinking it is gonna get you shut down though, women (regardless of occupation) give you a window, you've got one.....for now.
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You know what though, it could be that she is way out of this guys league and she doesn't expect him to ask her out so it's safe to be friendly. In any case, what's the worst that could happen. In the words of **** my dad says, "let women figure out why they won't screw you, don't do it for them"
 
S500K said:
Thoughts? Female cop that is.
I mountain bike in some random places and there was a cop car sitting in like the middle of the forest lol, but it looks directly at a STOP sign on the street about 50 ft out. I've seen the cop car there before but didn't think too much of it. I caught a glimpse of her, so decided to see what she was up to and asked her of the area etc. I clearly know the area and knew where all the paths lead but she looked hot so I had to go up to her.

She stepped out of her car and leaned on it, I was like Daammmm. Had a nice convo. She told me this is her spot she chills at, waiting. Blah, Blah, Blah etc. So she tells me of a path I could take so I said, I'd try it and see how good it is. It was insanly hot yesterday so I had no shirt on and she left me with, rarely do I see a naked mountain biker, I'll be here "these days at the same time" and told me to stop by again and tell her how it was.

What to do?
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i"m pretty sure that was an invite for you to come back!! Go for it! And if she shuts you down what do you really have to lose?
 
YZFoxxy said:
i"m pretty sure that was an invite for you to come back!! Go for it! And if she shuts you down what do you really have to lose?
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Seriously, it's just your dignity, manhood, man card, raison d'être - it's nothing really.

:D
 
dr_sarcasm said:
Seriously, it's just your dignity, manhood, man card, raison d'être - it's nothing really.

:D
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But if he doesn't all he has is his manhood and his right hand.
 
dr_sarcasm said:
Seriously, it's just your dignity, manhood, man card, raison d'être - it's nothing really.

:D
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lmao... the way i see it... he doesn't talk to her now so if nothing comes of it he's not losing anything.

If you wanna go by what you think he is risking he can always make up a great story to tell everyone to protect his "dignity, manhood, man card, raison d'être"... most guys do that anyway! :rolleyes:
 
I'd roll that mountain bike of yours through the stop sign and then you'll see how much she likes you:D
 
damn...doing it with a female cop while she is still in her uniform is HOT!!!
 
YZFoxxy said:
lmao... the way i see it... he doesn't talk to her now so if nothing comes of it he's not losing anything.

If you wanna go by what you think he is risking he can always make up a great story to tell everyone to protect his "dignity, manhood, man card, raison d'être"... most guys do that anyway! :rolleyes:
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You, get out ----------------------------------->

Now, leave the rest of us to do the peer pressure thing correctly, and watch someone's hopes and dreams be crushed with some pepper spray and a stalking charge.

*shoo*



P.S. Please see REDBALLS and SLaP's posts below at how to do it right.
 
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Bang her in the back of the cruiser; remember to leave one door open because you don't want to get stuck in the back and actually have to talk to her after you have nutted.
 
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