Dear young lady, I sincerely apologize for interrupting your phone call with my steibel horn. I know my tall, bright orange bike with the bright aux led lights can be very hard to see in broad daylight, and that I should have given your left turn into the parking lot right of way over my right turn; especially in the absence of traffic lights. I truly appreciate the "well go then" gesture you gave me when you came to that sudden stop. I didn't mean to delay you. I also appreciate your patience with me when I followed and confronted you. You were correct to tell me to f%@k off. Bravo for not dropping your cigarette as I, for one, couldn't possible juggle a phone, smoke, and left turn across a busy street; you are truly a skilled multitasker.
Yours Truly,
a guy who is always looking for people who aren't.
Yours Truly,
a guy who is always looking for people who aren't.