6 Things Nobody Tells You About Owning a Motorcycle

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[new2dascene]

Great article, my personal favourite is " You can't trigger lights". A few nights ago I must have seen a light around 2am go green yellow and back to green about 5 times before I just had to beat it.

 

[oren102]

He writes very well.

 

[jeero]

Like any club that has grown too large, it has become mired in vacuous debates and split into a thousand splinter factions. Older riders hate squids; cruisers hate sport riders; Harley riders hate everyone, including themselves.

Bahahaha!! So true!

My way of explaining it is:
A true rider will wave to any other rider.
Pricks wave to no one.

 

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I had a good laugh a few times

 

[Myztyk]

Thanks...great read to brighten up the afternoon!

 

[dragenn]

Just epic... EPIC!

 

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The bit about scooters is jokes. Does anyone here flip the birdy to all the scooter riders ?

LMAO!

 

[mroberto]

Very good article. Thanks for posting!

 

[SweetOnion]

The bit about scooters is jokes. Does anyone here flip the birdy to all the scooter riders ?

LMAO!

Haven't done it yet, but it definitely got me laughing!

I think if anything we should change the scooters to E-Bikes.... E-Bikes could definitely use a middle finger at any given moment!

 

[just_luc]

omg.. my sides hurt I LOL'd so hard while reading this..:lmao:

 

[Panici]

Good article. I too avoid waving to scooters.

I like the idea of flipping them the bird if you get it wrong

Also, bird's nest in the helmet must suck.

 

[lil sushi]

OMFG!!! This is the best blog EVER!!...The spiders one reminds me of 2 summers ago when two mutated ginormous creepy crawlys came out of my instrument gauge and I squeeled like a scared little girl, pulled over and asked the next big burly man to walk along to get rid of them for me...yup folks...my girly squeel.....

 

[slowbird]

Great read....thanks for sharing.

 

[VanillaGorilla]

OMFG!!! This is the best blog EVER!!...The spiders one reminds me of 2 summers ago when two mutated ginormous creepy crawlys came out of my instrument gauge and I squeeled like a scared little girl, pulled over and asked the next big burly man to walk along to get rid of them for me...yup folks...my girly squeel.....

so there's a sushi and a lil sushi. any relation? is there a big sushi?
and yes, loved the article thanks OP

 

[absolute]

i dont wave to scooters either lol. what about those 3 wheeled reverse tricycles on the street? do u guys wave to them lol. it wasnt the spyder it was more like a scooter except w/ 2 wheels in the front. looked kinda funny lol

 

[chimera]

Spiders love my bike..... I do not love spiders though.......

#4 was funny..... I usually wave to all on 'motorized two'..... we all face the same 'perils'.

 

[lil sushi]

so there's a sushi and a lil sushi. any relation? is there a big sushi?
and yes, loved the article thanks OP

To quote Lunatic and someone else in Trashtalk...Sushii = assumingly a boy...
LiL Sushi...most certainly a girl...
<--unless that's a boy...

 

[ernyov]

Ha ha awesome article!!! Thanks for sharing


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[Vlad]

A funny article for experienced riders, fairly misleading/misinforming for those looking to get into the sport. Written well and with good humor, but I suppose not meant to truly inform.

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