What the worst you've done...

[jay-d]

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LOL...no they won't .
Cop will phone him - Did you hit a bike
Cager - No
Cop- Are you sure? We have some witnesses.
Cager - No, wasn't me, I don't know what you are talking about.
Cop - OK, bye
He'll never hear from the cop again.

Very true.. a few years ago this car full of girls was honking and flashing at me and my cousin in my dads minivan. We did the same thing but took it a little further by following them and scaring them. They called the cops!! Haha!

The cop shows up at my house at 3am accusing me of this and that and I denied everything and turned it back on him saying it's a racial thing cause he's a white cop and those were white girls and then he threatened to take me to court so I said, "Awesome, maybe the courts will hear MY side of the story before they make accusations!"

Never heard anything again. It said "Supervisor" on his cruiser too

 

[obr44]

Jeez I guess I have my head in the clouds to think our police are here to serve and protect us.

So what I am hearing here is you would rather face assualt or vandalism charges than call the police to help you????

 

[stevex]

I've numerous occasions where I've either rolled up beside someone at a light or in traffic and had a 'conversation' with them. A couple times I've got off my bike to discuss someone's manners. Followed people into gas stations, parking lots, etc. Usually most situations are resolved 'peacefully'.

2 situations stand out most in my mind.

1) Being tailgated hard on a residential street...I have cars maybe 4-5 lengths in front of me, a line of em, we're all doing 50ish, limit is 40. Cager is on my *** , I come to a stop sign, she semi stops, then starts trying to pass me at the stop. I continue on my way, a little quicker, she then passes me on the left (oncoming traffic lane), giving me the finger, screaming and ranting. 2 mins later, same line of cars is at a traffic light, so in essence she accomplished absolutely nothing except pissing me right off. I pulled up next to her window to ask what the hell her problem was, and I was met by just a complete barrage of profanities. I jawed at her a bit then just smashed her mirror with my fist, gave her one more single deuce, then tore out of there. The look on her face was worth it. Just utter shock, dumbfounded. Reaching for her phone but moving in slow motion.

2) Bunch of us riding on highway 7. Doing maybe 100-110 (80 zone). I'm in the right lane. Approaching an intersection (its green for me) and I see a minivan do a classic rolling - stop right turn, but really he BARELY slowed down. I had to brake HARD and dive to the left mid-intersection to avoid taking a back seat in his van. Slowed right down, let him pass until he exited and was stuck at a light. Parked my bike maybe 30 feet behind his van, dismounted and ran full speed towards his van. Flying superman punch ala UFC on the driver's side mirror. It disintegrated. Screamed "F you" at the completely stunned driver and his wife, jogged back to my bike and rode off.

 

[Aminal]

Worse thing that I would post...

Back in 93 I got rear ended by a minivan while stopped behind a bus, did a "superman" over the bars into a 2 1/2 in the tuck position, got up and threw my helmet right into his windshield, then proceded to pick up my bike and have a look at. By this time "Buddy" had rolled up his windows and was trying to not make eye contact, his liscence plate had come off and I picked it up, said " Get your $^%(*(^$$## out here" He relunctantly got out and took some serious verbal abuse from me. I asked him how he wanted to handle it and suggested he pay me for damages, cash. He mentioned his windshield to which I gently replied "be happy it wasn't your face". $300 later I was on my way, only cost $40 in parts and a little labor to fix, but I figured there should be a charge for being stupid enough to hit a stopped vehicle.

I also have a habit of pulling up alongside cars at stoplights, introducing myself and asking " why did you try to kill me back there?" then have a nice chat about their genetics....

CHeers 8)
Aminal

 

[Dags]

Had a cager driving in the lane beside me. Window down, no stereo on, and I run straight pipes on a big v-twin. He decided he wanted my lane and damn near pushed me into the back of a parked van. I caught up to him at the next red light grabbed him by his tie, pulled him halfway out of his car and asked if he could see me now.
Then I went home and called the cops and reported him for aggressive driving saying I saw him force a motorcyclist off the road. (well I did didn't I?)

 

[Angus Argyle]

A few years ago some guy started to push me around in a bar. In the end, I won the fight by 50 yards.

I can run faster scared than anyone can angry..

 

[svt]

2 situations stand out most in my mind..........

So in both of these situations do the vast majority think that a warning from the police or even a $80 ticket would have taught these 2 cagers to be better drivers and respect other vehicles on the road? I bet every time they get behind the wheel now they have a much better awareness about sharing the road with other vehicles.

 

[stevex]

So in both of these situations do the vast majority think that a warning from the police or even a $80 ticket would have taught these 2 cagers to be better drivers and respect other vehicles on the road? I bet every time they get behind the wheel now they have a much better awareness about sharing the road with other vehicles.

Agreed. There are people out there who have multiple DUI convictions yet they still do it. Some times it takes a little more than a ticket and a slap on the wrist from the 'Law' to really shake someone up.

 

[xilr8n]

So in both of these situations do the vast majority think that a warning from the police or even a $80 ticket would have taught these 2 cagers to be better drivers and respect other vehicles on the road? I bet every time they get behind the wheel now they have a much better awareness about sharing the road with other vehicles.

+1, some pretty intense stories in this thread!!

 

[Innocent Bystander]

last year i was on my way to pick up a jacket in orangeville, coming in on.... hurontario? (i think that's what it was, i'm not from the area). anyway, there's a spot where the road narrows from two lanes to one, and it was backlogged, because people lack the common sense to merge in a timely manner, and all try to race up to the end of the right lane, and then try to squeeze into the left lane at 1km/h.

i, being the polite rider that i am, had merged into the left lane a good hundred meters back, as had this lady in a black gmc jimmy behind me. we're crawling along, and we finally approach the area where all the fools in the right lane were waiting to merge. i usually try my hardest to stop people from merging when they're being idiots and think they deserve to cut into line. i was in a loving mood this day, however, and in no particular hurry, so i let one car from the right lane merge in front of me.

well! jimmy lady behind me FLIPS! goes absolutely nuts!! she starts screaming out her window at me. she drives her jimmy up to my back tire trying to push me along, while honking all the while. i look back and laugh, manuever into the middle of the lane, put my sidestand down, get off and do a slow stretch. she's going ballistic, and by the time i shoot her a charming grin and get back onto my bike, about ten more cars have merged in front of us.

she pulls up beside me, half in my lane, half in the right lane, and starts cursing at me. if i had read this thread before this happened, i think i would have tried the old mirror punch, but it didn't even cross my mind at the time. i ended up smirking at her until she ran out of breath, then she calmed down and explained that she takes this road every day and there's always a traffic jam because idiots don't know how to merge. i said i know, but i don't like people honking at me. she muttered for a while and when traffic started moving i pulled in front of her again with a friendly wave. to my surprise she didn't try to run me over, she kept her distance and her mouth shut.

 

[apstndp]

I sense a lot of anger in you, anger leads to dark side.

I've numerous occasions where I've either rolled up beside someone at a light or in traffic and had a 'conversation' with them. A couple times I've got off my bike to discuss someone's manners. Followed people into gas stations, parking lots, etc. Usually most situations are resolved 'peacefully'.

2 situations stand out most in my mind.

1) Being tailgated hard on a residential street...I have cars maybe 4-5 lengths in front of me, a line of em, we're all doing 50ish, limit is 40. Cager is on my *** , I come to a stop sign, she semi stops, then starts trying to pass me at the stop. I continue on my way, a little quicker, she then passes me on the left (oncoming traffic lane), giving me the finger, screaming and ranting. 2 mins later, same line of cars is at a traffic light, so in essence she accomplished absolutely nothing except pissing me right off. I pulled up next to her window to ask what the hell her problem was, and I was met by just a complete barrage of profanities. I jawed at her a bit then just smashed her mirror with my fist, gave her one more single deuce, then tore out of there. The look on her face was worth it. Just utter shock, dumbfounded. Reaching for her phone but moving in slow motion.

2) Bunch of us riding on highway 7. Doing maybe 100-110 (80 zone). I'm in the right lane. Approaching an intersection (its green for me) and I see a minivan do a classic rolling - stop right turn, but really he BARELY slowed down. I had to brake HARD and dive to the left mid-intersection to avoid taking a back seat in his van. Slowed right down, let him pass until he exited and was stuck at a light. Parked my bike maybe 30 feet behind his van, dismounted and ran full speed towards his van. Flying superman punch ala UFC on the driver's side mirror. It disintegrated. Screamed "F you" at the completely stunned driver and his wife, jogged back to my bike and rode off.

 

[Gnu]

Jeez I guess I have my head in the clouds to think our police are here to serve and protect us.

So what I am hearing here is you would rather face assualt or vandalism charges than call the police to help you????

The police won't help you and you won't face any charges. Reread jay-d's and my previous post.

 

[Gnu]

I sense a lot of anger in you, anger leads to dark side.

Sounds like he took the right approach. How soon do you think the cager will pull that again?

 

[ZimZima]

because people lack the common sense to merge in a timely manner, and all try to race up to the end of the right lane, and then try to squeeze into the left lane at 1km/h.

we finally approach the area where all the fools in the right lane were waiting to merge. i usually try my hardest to stop people from merging when they're being idiots and think they deserve to cut into line.

I think common sense would be to let one car in and move on and the next driver behind you lets another car in.

I always notice, when I merge early, there's always people that are gonna overtake you and join the line on the right... and you are not really helping relieve the bottleneck because now the people behind you have to let in more cars... hope I make sense ... Just my 2c...

 

[CAV_MAN]

Worldtraveller, you must be a real wimp, why didn't confront the man himself? But you wait untill there is no one around and the attack his vehicle.

BAHAHA! He's got you there! You got a problem, do something... Only a puss f.ucks with someone's ride....

 

[GTP3]

BAHAHA! He's got you there! You got a problem, do something... Only a puss f.ucks with someone's ride....

Why is everyone critisizing what the original poster did? Do you have the balls to park your bike and walk up to the car? Cause if I was in the car I'd run your bike over and try to run you over too if you are trying to start a fight.

Cars > Bikes

I'd rather dent my fender and take out your leg and bike...then drive off while you go to the hospital with a scrap heap of metal for a bike.

Some people here talk like they are UFC champions...as a person riding a bike I'd never try to start a fight because I'd be way too vulnerable to another motorist in a car. You're always at their mercy. Except for the guy that did the running kick to the side mirror...that was pretty cool lol

 

[jay-d]

i look back and laugh, manuever into the middle of the lane, put my sidestand down, get off and do a slow stretch. she's going ballistic, and by the time i shoot her a charming grin and get back onto my bike, about ten more cars have merged in front of us.

HAHA!! That's awesome.. oh man, I'ma remember that one!

 

[CAV_MAN]

Why is everyone critisizing what the original poster did? Do you have the balls to park your bike and walk up to the car? Cause if I was in the car I'd run your bike over and try to run you over too if you are trying to start a fight.

Cars > Bikes

I'd rather dent my fender and take out your leg and bike...then drive off while you go to the hospital with a scrap heap of metal for a bike.

Some people here talk like they are UFC champions...as a person riding a bike I'd never try to start a fight because I'd be way too vulnerable to another motorist in a car. You're always at their mercy. Except for the guy that did the running kick to the side mirror...that was pretty cool lol

To answer your question, yes I do have/had the balls and have done just this. You'd try to run me over after hitting my back wheel??? Wow, I'd REALLY lay a beating on you once I pulled you out of that car! FYI, a bike would not be so "easy" to "run over". You might get your chassis stuck on it while doing this. At least it would slow you down considerably... Just enough time. So, let's just hope there aren't too many d.ouchebags like you out there!

 

[dankyyz]

HAHA!! That's awesome.. oh man, I'ma remember that one!

That is classic. Truly.

I have a move called Dump the Chump. The moron who comes along the right curblane, and floors it to get ahead of everyone before the parked cars start. I just sit at their window, keeping speed perfectly, and basically stop to make sure they cant get in. Then the rest of the cars behind me catch up, and the chump is dumped.

You gotta make sure they are not going to come into your lane anyway, so there is some risk involved.

I usually reserv this for someone who's been particularily dick like, by que jumping on a busy right hand turn, or the classic blast through the cross walk almost hitting a pedestrian while talking on the cell. Something like that.

Medium to high risk. Medium skill necessary. High satisfaction.

 

[MG]

my biggest problem with the OP is that the guy who's car he vandalized 100% did not know why it was vandalized... I have no problem with the fact that the OP did destroy the guys car, but the guy did not learn from his mistake. He probably thought it was a bunch of punks that destroyed his car, thus he probably thought of himself as a victim, rather than cause.

This happened 2 weeks ago in downtown Hamilton. Coming back from school at night, i was behind a taxi cab who decided he would just STOP right in the middle of the road so he can collect fare. He slammed the brakes, luckily i was able to brake and swerve to the right quick enough to just barely avoid him. (I was probably going a little too fast, and following too closely, but who stops in the middle of the road?) I stopped my bike infront of his car, got off, took off my helmet, and bashed his hood once and his grill once. The guy threatened to call the cops, but i just got on my bike and rode off... My plates are barely visible in the day, let alone the night...

And yes, i do believe in personal vigilante-ism as a suitable form of punishment for stupid acts. Cops wont do ****, so somebody has to teach these retards how to drive.

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