What are you going to do if you confront a motorcycle thief

Common that guy should of called the cops himself. As a bystander I wouldn't call the cops of I didn't see the crime, especially if the victim is right there.
 
I'd shoot him 9 times.

;)
 
I would just call the cop myself right away, why wait for other people to call for you?
 
Ask him/her if they can pose for a picture with the hot looking bike. Then ask to take it for a quick spin around the block for $50. If you don't ask, you don't get.

Schneller said:
I'd shoot him 9 times.

;)
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Better make it 10 times, if you have shatty aim & your wingman doesn't carry a taser.
 
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Is it bad if you start dreaming violent thoughts?
 
boooya said:
Tell him to hurry up before anyone sees him. Then call insurance and get something new :).
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I'm not a fan of rolling over and taking it, but this seems better than getting shot. lol plus you get the excitement of a looking for and buying a new bike.

I was parked at Best Buy one night by STC. When I came out of the store, I saw a big SUV with some dark skinned guys (trying not to sound racist here lol) parked immediately in front of the bike, just sitting there staring at it. So I went and sat on it, started it up, and stared at them. They left. Kinda wish they took the bike instead... selling that CBR 125 was a pita.
 
supahtim said:
I'm not a fan of rolling over and taking it, but this seems better than getting shot. lol plus you get the excitement of a looking for and buying a new bike.

I was parked at Best Buy one night by STC. When I came out of the store, I saw a big SUV with some dark skinned guys (trying not to sound racist here lol) parked immediately in front of the bike, just sitting there staring at it. So I went and sat on it, started it up, and stared at them. They left. Kinda wish they took the bike instead... selling that CBR 125 was a pita.
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Might've just been laughing at it tbh, I don't think those or 250s are worth it to them to steal (complete speculation)
 
Back in the 80s, police were called to High Park where they found a man with a tool bag, tied to a tree with a tire inner tube, and a bike hand pump up his rectum.

They think he was a bicycle thief caught in the act.
 
supahtim said:
I'm not a fan of rolling over and taking it, but this seems better than getting shot. lol plus you get the excitement of a looking for and buying a new bike.

I was parked at Best Buy one night by STC. When I came out of the store, I saw a big SUV with some dark skinned guys (trying not to sound racist here lol) parked immediately in front of the bike, just sitting there staring at it. So I went and sat on it, started it up, and stared at them. They left. Kinda wish they took the bike instead... selling that CBR 125 was a pita.
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they were probably waiting to see the chick that was riding it to have a little fun with her in their van.
 
fake, but something like this would be fitting...

[video=youtube;xi6XtthI2F0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xi6XtthI2F0[/video]
 
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