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5:12 said:
"Spring Rocks!!"

too early?
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No, you WON omg...no wait, you didn't. Sorry. As a gesture of sympathy, here are some more random facts to titilate


  • Napoleon constructed his battle plans in a sandbox.
  • 'Strengths' is the longest word in the English language with just one vowel.
  • 'Stewardesses' is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand.
  • One of the longest English words that can be typed using the top row of any keyboard (allowing multiple uses of letters) is 'typewriter.'
  • When a giraffe's baby is born it falls from a height of six feet, normally without being hurt.
  • Virgina Woolf wrote all her books standing.
  • The pitches that Babe Ruth hit for his last-ever home run and that Joe DiMaggio hit for his first-ever home run where thrown by the same man.
  • To "testify" was based on men in the Roman court swearing to a statement made by swearing on their testicles.
  • During conscription for WWII, there were nine documented cases of men with three testicles.
  • Both Hitler and Napoleon were missing one testicle.
 
Red695 said:
can't...stop...reading....!!!
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I have a fan! Who am I to disappoint the masses - the absurdity must continue


  • Stalin was only five feet, four inches tall.
  • Stalin's left foot had webbed toes, and his left arm is noticeably shorter than his right.
  • Swans and Ducks are the only birds with penises.
  • Fact: the longest bird penis on record belongs to a duck
  • A whale's penis is called a dork (which can be easily applied to some posters here on GTAM...).
  • Some carnivores, rodents, bats and insectivores have a penis bone, called a baculum.
  • A barnacle has the largest penis of any other animal in the world in relation to its size.
  • Tomb robbers believed that knocking Egyptian sarcophagi's noses off would curses.
  • The allele for six fingers and toes is dominant in humans.
  • The face of a penny can hold about thirty drops of water.
  • Medieval knights put sharkskin on their sword handles to give them a more secure grip; they would dig the sharp scales into their palms.
 
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infernobuster said:
HAH! you said titilate.
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I KNEW I could pull you from your hiding spot with that word


  • Orcas (killer whales) kill sharks by torpedoing up into the shark's stomach from underneath, causing the shark to explode.
  • The only planet without a ring is earth.
  • Wayne's World was filmed in two weeks.
  • If you feed a seagull Alka-Seltzer, its stomach will explode (oh oh, I can feel a Snopes claim incoming...).
  • The raised reflective dots in the middle of highways are called Botts dots.
  • Boris Karloff is the narrator of the seasonal television special "How the Grinch Stole Christmas."
  • A group of unicorns is called a blessing.
  • Twelve or more cows are known as a "flink."
  • A group of frogs is called an army.
  • A group of rhinos is called a crash.
 
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Whoring is serious business, sheesh


  • A group of kangaroos is called a mob.
  • A group of whales is called a pod.
  • A group of geese is called a gaggle (oddly enough, I often refer to a group of midgets in much the same light "Bob, did you see that gaggle of midgets??").
  • A group of ravens is called a murder.
  • A group of officers is called a mess.
  • A group of larks is called an exaltation.
  • A group of owls is called a parliament.
  • The 80s song "Rosanna" from the Eighties was written about Rosanna Arquette, the actress.
  • Warren Beatty and Shirley MacLaine are brother and sister.
  • Starfish don't have brains.
 
Re: GTAM at the Spring Motorcycle Show!!

infernobuster said:
Damn right.

I'd be here more often, but people keep calling that 911 number.
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Stop being responsible; alternatively, you need to offer to drive the trucks so you can sit in the truck while the action goes on outside, thereby being able to pay attention to the action going on here from your mobile device...

Red695, you're gonna love this one


  • Shrimps' hearts are in their heads.
  • Did you know that the actor Jane Seymour's birth name is: Joyce Penelope Wilhelmina Frankenberg.
  • Roy Rogers name was Leonard Slye
  • Dale Evans was Frances Octavia Smith.
  • The derivation of the word trivia comes from the Latin "tri-" + "via", which means three streets. This is because in ancient times, at an intersection of three streets in Rome, they would have a type of kiosk where ancillary information was listed. You might be interested in it, you might not, hence they were bits of"trivia."
  • Henry VIII only had two of his wives executed; Anne Boleyn (#2) and Catherine Howard (#5).
    • Catherine of Aragon (#1) died after he had divorced her,
    • Jane Seymour (#3) died after childbirth (of Edward),
    • Anne of Cleves (#4) died after he divorced her
    • Katherine Parr (#6) actually outlived Henry.
  • Jellyfish have no brains, yet they can tell light from dark, and sense movement.
  • The term 'flying on cloud 9' originates from military flights. Cloud types are classified as numbers... with 'cloud 9' being a very tall thunderstorm. Jets have to climb to an extremely high altitude in order to fly over 'cloud 9.
  • A dog’s sense of smell is one of the keenest in nature. If a pot of stew was cooking on a stove, a human would smell the stew, while the dog could smell the beef, carrots, peas, potatoes, spices, and all the other individual ingredients in the stew. In fact, if you unfolded and laid out the delicate membranes from inside a dog’s nose, the membranes would be larger than the dog itself.
  • Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush (I keep my toothbrush in the living room now).
  • The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for blood plasma.
  • Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.
 
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Tell your fellow Brampton'nites to stop calling, and ill be all over this thread like the leg humpers onto Red.
 
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Someone should just post something controversial on here so everyone will start debating it. It is not hard to find people to pounce on things in this forum ;)
 
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Month old open chocolate bars taste funny...(well, there goes my girlish figure, damn)


  • Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty years of age or older.
  • The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.
  • The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache.
  • A Boeing 747's wingspan is longer than the Wright brother's first flight.
  • The wingspan of the B-36, a retired USAF bomber, was twice as long.
  • American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating 1 olive from each salad served in first class.
 
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infernobuster said:
Tell your fellow Brampton'nites to stop calling, and ill be all over this thread like the leg humpers onto Red.
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Leghumping here on GTAM? Nonsense...you and I both know there are no girlz on the Interwebz!

As to Brampton...screw this place, let it burn ('cept for my hood, around Mavis and Steeles).


  • Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
  • Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
  • Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin (Mmmmmmmmmmm...yummy).
  • The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.
  • So did the first 'Marlboro Man'.
  • Michael Jordan made more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined did.
 
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Red695 said:
Someone should just post something controversial on here so everyone will start debating it. It is not hard to find people to pounce on things in this forum ;)
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Red, this place is patrolled like a mother superior would control a convent's nuns virginity - you want harsh, come on over to the gixxer.com boards...they tend to use the "fire-aim-ready" approach to weed out the week.


  • All U.S. presidents have worn glasses. Some just didn't like to be seen wearing them in public.
  • Walt Disney was afraid of mice.
  • Pearls melt in vinegar.
  • It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.
  • The reason firehouses have circular stairways is from the days when engines were pulled by horses. The horses were stabled on the ground floor and figured out how to walk up straight staircases.
 
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...boxers or briefs has never been a better question at this time (stupid wedgie)


  • Turtles can breathe through their butts (...pretty sure this girl I just interviewed has the same skill...folks, remember, mints are your friend)
  • A crocodile cannot stick out its tongue.
  • A "jiffy" is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.
  • A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.
  • Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age.
 
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Remind me, what's this thread all about?...


  • Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds. Dogs only have about 10.
  • February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.
  • In the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.
  • If the population of China walked past you, in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.
  • If you are an average American, in your whole life, you will spend an average of 6 months waiting at red lights.
  • Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.
 
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...damn you inferno, and your noble profession...I'm talking to myself again...


  • No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple.
  • Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.
  • Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.
  • Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.
  • The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing (oddly enough, my left hand is also responsible for 56% of my fapping as well).
  • The Bible does not say there were three wise men; it only says there were three gifts.
 
Re: GTAM at the Spring Motorcycle Show!!

WebControl said:
"A bike on the road is worth two in the shed."
Confucius
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Oh, getting all artsy on me, eh? Justifying right...well, look at you all high and mighty.


  • The cruise liner, QE2, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.
  • The winter of 1932 was so cold that Niagara Falls froze completely solid.
  • There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.
  • There are more chickens than people in the world.
  • Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks; otherwise it will digest itself.
  • When we visit toilets, bathrooms, hotel rooms, changing rooms, etc., how many of you know for sure that the seemingly ordinary mirror hanging on the wall is a real mirror, or actually a two-way mirror?? Just conduct this simple test: Place the tip of your fingernail against the reflective surface and if there is a GAP between your fingernail and the image of the nail, then it is a GENUINE mirror. However, if your fingernail DIRECTLY TOUCHES the image of your nail, then BEWARE, for it is a two-way mirror.
 
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Is it bikini season yet?


  • The US State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska!
  • The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% (now get this...) The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%
  • The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $6,400 (thankfully, mine don't live that long...yay, more money to spend on my bad habits)
  • The average number of people airborne over the US any given hour: 61,000
  • Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
  • The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China (okay, I didn't even know where to find my own penis at that age, wtf...)
 
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*drumroll please*


  • The youngest pope was 11 years old.
  • The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.
  • Those San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments.
  • In Massachusetts it is illegal to put tomatoes in clam chowder
  • Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history: Spades - King David, Hearts - Charlemagne, Clubs - Alexander the Great, Diamonds - Julius Caesar
  • If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

Post #300 - surely the rest of you can now get this thread to where it's supposed to be i.e. whored to the ground?
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