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The current plight of the Costa Concordia recalls a comment made by Churchill.
After his retirement he was cruising the Mediterranean on an Italian cruise liner and some Italian journalists asked why an ex British Prime Minister should choose an Italian ship.
"There are three things I like about being on an Italian cruise ship" said Churchill.

"First their cuisine is unsurpassed. Second their service is superb. And then, in time of emergency, there is none of this nonsense about women and children first".
 
Sometimes all you can find is a bit of humour in a vey bag situation. Gotta poke fun at the captain. It is freakin' funny! Lighten up kids...:D
 
they should have suspected something was wrong when he parked his car like this.

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SkyRider said:
does anyone know how the people who died, end up dying? were they somehow trapped then drowned? cuz the sinking ship was really close to an island. worse comes to worse they can jump and swim, no? unless some don't know how to swim.

the ship also didn't completely submerge. so can't they climb up and stay out of water until rescue?
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really close is a relative term. I'm really close to an air base but i wouldn't want to walk there. it's not like they had a couple pool lengths to swim ashore and they would more likely swim with the fishies should they try.
 
I believe that many of the people did swim and make it ashore. But i am not 100 % positive.
 
great thread!
 
This thread is not funny anymore, I'm jumping ship
 
....and I'm throwing the kitchen sink




wuuuaannkk wuuuuannkk wuaannnnnkkk



I'll be here all week..please TIP your waitress
 
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ZX600 said:
....and I'm throwing the kitchen sink




wuuuaannkk wuuuuannkk wuaannnnnkkk



I'll be here all week..please TIP your waitress
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This is getting out of sand...
 
Who said we're done? That just won't float around these parts.
 
badjoke said:
wish i could be as witty.... this is the most enjoyable thread on the internets.

i sea what you did there.
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We'll need an act of Cod to think of some more puns, just you wait.
 
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