The Story Untold . . .

Cha0s00100

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=Directed and staring Cha0s00100=

*Guys on blue SV and Mr in Redbull cargo van stop next to each other at a red light southbound on lesmils road.*

Guy on SV:
"Excuse me Sir. I happened to notice you are putting direction into your GPS."

Mr in Redbull van:
"So. . . "

Guy on SV:
"Well you just cut me off, perhaps you should have set the direction in to your GPS prior to deparcher so you could be more aware while driving."

Mr in Redbull van:
"Oh really ? Where ?"

Guy on SV:
"Just 15 seconds ago as you pulled out of the driveway."

Mr in Redbull van:
"Oh . . . . . I'm soo sorry I didn’t see you."

Guy on SV:
"That’s the story of my life . . ."
*Click down to first and zoom away*

The End

=This is a true story=
 
2/10

not enough violence or T&A for my liking
 
For some reason anyone that drives a vehicle on the road with a Red Bull logo, really, really, really, really, really, really, really sucks at driving said vehicle.
Maybe they are drinking the stuff while on duty or something.
 
I liked the part where the Guy on SV totally uppercuts the guy in the Redbull truck. That was awesome.
 
I'm amazed how many people don't see bikes; my bike is Kawi LIME Green, loud and still apparently I'm not visiable...
 
It's a such a beautiful tale of the typical "man vs. world" dilemma. Such detail and poetic verses. Truly Oscar worthy.
 
Needs more anal.
 
=Directed and staring Cha0s00100=

*Guys on blue SV and Mr in Redbull cargo van stop next to each other at a red light southbound on lesmils road.*

Guy on SV:
"Excuse me Sir. I happened to notice you are putting direction into your GPS."

Mr in Redbull van:
"So. . . "

Guy on SV:
"Well you just cut me off, perhaps you should have set the direction in to your GPS prior to deparcher so you could be more aware while driving."

Mr in Redbull van:
"Oh really ? Where ?"

Guy on SV:
"Just 15 seconds ago as you pulled out of the driveway."

Mr in Redbull van:
"Oh . . . . . I'm soo sorry I didn’t see you."

Guy on SV:
"That’s the story of my life . . ."
*Click down to first and zoom away*

The End

=This is a true story=


You also needs pictures and/or video for illustrations too.
 
I can't fap to this.
 
Am I the only one thinking "CSB" ? :(
 
Not realistic. No middle fingers were raised, and the word "sir" was used to address someone who clearly hasn't been knighted.

Lastly, how does the rider see into the van that the man is setting his GPS? Unless the van was lowered, and the riders head was leaning through the window into the van, which raises alot of other safety issues..
 
Mr in Redbull van:
"Oh . . . . . I'm soo sorry I didn’t see you."

Sounds like a happy story. Good material for a chick flick. Too much courtesy from the "Mr in Redbull van" for my taste, but who knows.. maybe I'm just prejudiced.. lol
 
Red bull? Anyone here seen the red bull Mini Cooper with the blondies? You can fap to that...
 
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