That reminds me when I was younger (underage) me and 2 buddies picked up a keg for a bush party, just tapped it poured our glasses and a cop rolled around the corner. He told us we had 2 options, we walk and leave the keg or take an underage drinking ticket and an open alcohol ticket.
We said if we take the tickets do we get to keep the keg, he said yeah, we would just have to move it.
told we would take the tickets, He said you know its twice the price of the keg. We said Yeah but we didn't want to go through the hassle of getting another one.
He said well I definitely wasn't expecting you to take the tickets, Then told us to take it farther in the bush and if he came back later he would take the keg and give us the tickets and never came back.
Left us to have an awesome party