arsenalrocks
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Wow! the BMW S1000RR beats Busa, ZX-14 in 1/4 mile
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arsenalrocks
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hey man I am just a messenger.don't shoot the messenger
In other news, Water is wet, grass still green.
only if it was on the same dyno that day.
TheDirty
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By .01 seconds which is not all that decisive. 10.26 seems very slow for a 2012 ZX-14. I'm assuming conditions.
I mentioned this in the 1199 thread, but HP is not the HyperSports strong point.
I mentioned this in the 1199 thread, but HP is not the HyperSports strong point.
espro
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Started by the same guy, he started the Panigale **** thread.
Dude, just fly to Germany and give handies to the entire BMW staff already, we ****ing get it.
the s1000rr is so fast that it's the only bike who's lap times are expressed with a negative number
when you do a valve adjustment on a s1000rr, the valves automatically get adjusted on any other bikes in the vicinity
actually, the valves on the s1000rr never go out of spec, the specs get rewritten based on its valve clearance
normal dino oil automatically becomes synthetic when used in an s1000rr. also its becomes fat free and tastes great over a salad.
the 1000 in the s1000rr name actually denotes the bike's trap speed in miles per hour during 1/4 mile runs, i mean 1/8 mile runs
the s1000rr is the only bike that backs it in with the front wheel
the s1000rr doesnt pose at starbucks, starbucks poses next to it
the s1000rr uses an rsv4 as a pitbike
you will never find a printout of a dyno sheet on an s1000rr because they havent made a sheet of paper big enough for it
the s1000rr is the only bike that can indicate a left turn and a right turn at the same time and then follow through
if you put an s1000rr sticker on your toyota, toyota wont recall it because its already awesome
the s1000rr is so awesome it collected jay leno
the s1000rr can not only do a 12 oclock wheelie, but it can do the noon and midnight versions
We get it dude, you're a fanboy. Now chop chop with the handies
when you do a valve adjustment on a s1000rr, the valves automatically get adjusted on any other bikes in the vicinity
actually, the valves on the s1000rr never go out of spec, the specs get rewritten based on its valve clearance
normal dino oil automatically becomes synthetic when used in an s1000rr. also its becomes fat free and tastes great over a salad.
the 1000 in the s1000rr name actually denotes the bike's trap speed in miles per hour during 1/4 mile runs, i mean 1/8 mile runs
the s1000rr is the only bike that backs it in with the front wheel
the s1000rr doesnt pose at starbucks, starbucks poses next to it
the s1000rr uses an rsv4 as a pitbike
you will never find a printout of a dyno sheet on an s1000rr because they havent made a sheet of paper big enough for it
the s1000rr is the only bike that can indicate a left turn and a right turn at the same time and then follow through
if you put an s1000rr sticker on your toyota, toyota wont recall it because its already awesome
the s1000rr is so awesome it collected jay leno
the s1000rr can not only do a 12 oclock wheelie, but it can do the noon and midnight versions
We get it dude, you're a fanboy. Now chop chop with the handies
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GayManLoveIsOK
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if one bike beats another, i'd like to see something a lot more noticeable than 1/1000 of a second or something...i'd like to see a few seconds...something that can be noticeable to the human eye would be nice...
kickstartt
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the s1000rr is so fast that it's the only bike who's lap times are expressed with a negative number
when you do a valve adjustment on a s1000rr, the valves automatically get adjusted on any other bikes in the vicinity
actually, the valves on the s1000rr never go out of spec, the specs get rewritten based on its valve clearance
normal dino oil automatically becomes synthetic when used in an s1000rr. also its becomes fat free and tastes great over a salad.
the 1000 in the s1000rr name actually denotes the bike's trap speed in miles per hour during 1/4 mile runs, i mean 1/8 mile runs
the s1000rr is the only bike that backs it in with the front wheel
the s1000rr doesnt pose at starbucks, starbucks poses next to it
the s1000rr uses an rsv4 as a pitbike
you will never find a printout of a dyno sheet on an s1000rr because they havent made a sheet of paper big enough for it
the s1000rr is the only bike that can indicate a left turn and a right turn at the same time and then follow through
if you put an s1000rr sticker on your toyota, toyota wont recall it because its already awesome
the s1000rr is so awesome it collected jay leno
the s1000rr can not only do a 12 oclock wheelie, but it can do the noon and midnight versions
We get it dude, you're a fanboy. Now chop chop with the handies
LOL, sounds like Chuck Norris inside a bike
wonderings
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They are all insanely fast, who really cares if one is a millisecond faster then the other?
