what do you think about this fb status?

I refuse to go bungee jumping. I came into this world because of a broken rubber, I'm not leaving because of one.

Ironman is a superhero.
Iron woman is a command.

....There is a MASSSIVE thread on anther forum I post on (130 pages and going) dedicated to these statuses. I've contributed a few myself.
 
Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

Why is it a shipment when it's over land, but it's cargo when sent by sea or aircraft?
 
ABadjusterrider_5 said:
Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

Why is it a shipment when it's over land, but it's cargo when sent by sea or aircraft?
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Why is it I can die for my country at 18 and not drink until 19?
 
SkyRider said:
just read this:

"jesus died for our sins, so if we don't sin, he died for nothing."
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Oh, the ultimate paradoxes that Christianity brings forth.
 
RockerGuy said:
Why is it I can die for my country at 18 and not drink until 19?
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Because the Ontario government didn't want students to be able to drink while in high school (OAC) so they bumped up the drinking age by 1 year. Now that we no longer have OAC, the respectful and reasonable thing to do would be to bring it back down.

Roasted... link?
 
god made adam and eve. 2 people born without sin.

these 2 perfect people had kids, Cain and Abel.

adam and eve couldn't follow one rule, and ate the forbidden fruit

Cain Kills Abel.

out of the first 4 people ever created, 2 cant be trusted, and one becomes a killer.

the only one who didnt do anything wrong got murdered.

God's batting .250 and should have been sent to the minor leagues for improvment
 
braveheart said:
god made adam and eve. 2 people born without sin.

these 2 perfect people had kids, Cain and Abel.

adam and eve couldn't follow one rule, and ate the forbidden fruit

Cain Kills Abel.

out of the first 4 people ever created, 2 cant be trusted, and one becomes a killer.

the only one who didnt do anything wrong got murdered.

God's batting .250 and should have been sent to the minor leagues for improvment
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They were no longer "perfect" after they sinned, and then they had kids.

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EngineerJoe said:
Because the Ontario government didn't want students to be able to drink while in high school (OAC) so they bumped up the drinking age by 1 year. Now that we no longer have OAC, the respectful and reasonable thing to do would be to bring it back down.

Roasted... link?
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So its OK if we die while still in High school? :)
 
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