I think he's implying that your question, though it may be earnest, sounds just like you pulled out your c**k and are flapping it around.
I'm sorry if you felt slapped by a flapping c**k, I assure you it wasn't mine. My times at TMP are far from fast.
Well, I'm sure that every single one of you who ever set fingers on a lap timer, has a number they keep in their head. Obviously, many won't post it, so let's see what could the reasons be:
1) Afraid their times might turn out to be nothing special and somebody might look down on them---there goes's the image they've built so hard on GTAM..
2) You're embarrased by your time, so only option is to exaggerate, however the lie might (..will!) come out in the summer when somebody sees your slow *** at the track.
3) Your time is exceptional, but of course somebody knows somebody else who is faster, and people will think your an ******* bragging about it.
4) Somebody will say you're lying.
...did I miss any reason? So, why are you not sharing your times? Why do people care so much if they are fastest or not, I always thought it's about having fun, lol.. and the reason I'm asking is because when I go and try another track this summer and my time is severely off from yours, then I'll know I'm doing something completely wrong and I've got lots of room for improvement. Fact is, even the slowest riding on the track feels fast to the person on the bike, so where's the harm in knowing? No pride hurtin' here, lol, don't be shy boys (we already know the lady won't own a timer anytime soon).