What a horrible ride today. I bruised my pinky. Pitty Party Please.

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BuckWild

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I hope everyone had a great weekend!

So, given all these recent "look at me" or "feel sorry for me" threads, I did not want to miss out on the party.
I bruised my pinky. I mean it really really hurts. How the hell am I going to tip it up when I drink tea tomorrow?
I had it x-rayed and all is fine. I did ask for a pinky cast just to be safe. I thought it would make me look cool and give me something to talk about, me.

What happened to you this weekend?

*drop the needle, let's dance.
 
My eyelid started to puff yesterday and got worse throughout the day. Woke up today to looking like Rocky had a go at me. Left eyelid swollen shut. Local walkin clinic don't open till 12?! Wtf?!
 
Red_Liner740 said:
My eyelid started to puff yesterday and got worse throughout the day. Woke up today to looking like Rocky had a go at me. Left eyelid swollen shut. Local walkin clinic don't open till 12?! Wtf?!
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Are you going to be okay. Maybe you should change your name to Red_Eye740.
 
If you don't bleed or break somethin you ain't tryin hard enough
 
nfq said:
..and then, it becomes a sport!
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And hilarious.
Probably the worst medic out there... I'm often clearing tears of laughter out of my eyes after watching guys get hurt doing dumb things... Typically after I heckle them saying "yeah man, you can totally pull it off"
 
rmemedic said:
And hilarious.
Probably the worst medic out there... I'm often clearing tears of laughter out of my eyes after watching guys get hurt doing dumb things... Typically after I heckle them saying "yeah man, you can totally pull it off"
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there's that moment, just after "Hold my beer" and "y'all watch this", that gets me every time.
 
I was having sex and her stilettos dug into my leg
 
BuckWild said:
I hope everyone had a great weekend!

So, given all these recent "look at me" or "feel sorry for me" threads, I did not want to miss out on the party.
I bruised my pinky. I mean it really really hurts. How the hell am I going to tip it up when I drink tea tomorrow?

I had it x-rayed and all is fine. I did ask for a pinky cast just to be safe. I thought it would make me look cool and give me something to talk about, me.

What happened to you this weekend?

*drop the needle, let's dance.
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GOT STUCK IN THE THUNDERSTORM RIDING HOME FROM MILTON TO BTOWN :( I WAS SOAKED :( lol
 
fjbabe said:
GOT STUCK IN THE THUNDERSTORM RIDING HOME FROM MILTON TO BTOWN :( I WAS SOAKED :( lol
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i did river road in the storm in the afternoon and have a video to prove i'm a badass.

the original upload takes 1000 minutes so that ain't happening.

[video=youtube;px1T5jBmzGg]https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=px1T5jBmzGg[/video]
 
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