The Cure for Human Stupidity

[viper84737]

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http://yourlogicalfallacyis.com/

I beg you, please help everyone over the age of three understand these. I suspect at least 99% of all of humanity's troubles exist as a direct result of a lack of understanding of them.

 

[jay-d]

This is awesome!

 

[invictus43]

So you're saying the plane WON'T take off if it's on a conveyor belt??

 

[rmemedic]

So you're saying the plane WON'T take off if it's on a conveyor belt??

A plane will take off if its on a conveyor belt. I can't believe it was a common enough question and enough stupid people couldn't figure it out by thinking about the physics...
But I'm not sure if your post was sarcastic or not... No offense intended!

 

[Rob MacLennan]

http://yourlogicalfallacyis.com/

I beg you, please help everyone over the age of three understand these. I suspect at least 99% of all of humanity's troubles exist as a direct result of a lack of understanding of them.

I wish that we had their buttons as emoticons.

 

[invictus43]

A plane will take off if its on a conveyor belt. I can't believe it was a common enough question and enough stupid people couldn't figure it out by thinking about the physics...
But I'm not sure if your post was sarcastic or not... No offense intended!

Come on now! No true Scotsman would believe a plane could fly if it's on a conveyor belt!!

 

[Rob MacLennan]

Come on now! No true Scotsman would believe a plane could fly if it's on a conveyor belt!!

A true Scotsman would sell you a device that was capable of making a plane fly on a conveyor belt. At least he would say that it could.

 

[OpenGambit]

A true Scotsman would sell you a device that was capable of making a plane fly on a conveyor belt. At least he would say that it could.

ya? well you're ugly.

 

[Rob MacLennan]

ya? well you're ugly.

But you'll be sober in the morning.

Wait..... that doesn't work.

Yer momma.

 

[invictus43]

ya? well you're ugly.

Oh, and how is that good? What if everyone said "you're ugly?" What kind of a world is that?? I want a safe, happy world! Don't we all want that?? We live in a society!!!

 

[invictus43]

But you'll be sober in the morning.

Awkward....

 

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[Rob MacLennan]

Image obviously made by someone who has never duct taped a stupid person to a 4x8 sheet of plywood.

 

[afong56]

http://yourlogicalfallacyis.com/

I beg you, please help everyone over the age of three understand these. I suspect at least 99% of all of humanity's troubles exist as a direct result of a lack of understanding of them.

thanks for this. . .

a valuable public service you have provided here.

some members in this forum would see their post count disappear overnight if they couldn't use logical fallacies, lol.

 

[31Smokinjoe]

Image obviously made by someone who has never duct taped a stupid person to a 4x8 sheet of plywood.

Im gonna have to try that sometime :lmao:

 

[Red695]

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[viper84737]

ya? well you're ugly.

I believe the correct insult is "your ugly", not "you're ugly". I mean all I ever see is "your ugly" so it must be true, right? MY UGLY WHAT, DAMNIT? SPECIFY!

 

[RockerGuy]

But you'll be sober in the morning.

Wait..... that doesn't work.

Yer momma.

Does that mean you get to give yourself an infraction?

 

[Rob MacLennan]

Does that mean you get to give yourself an infraction?

I tried. Can't be done. Besides, I insulted his momma, who presumably isn't a member.

 

[RockerGuy]

I tried. Can't be done. Besides, I insulted his momma, who presumably isn't a member.

Point taken

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