Single? Women not calling you back? I give you the solution

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But that will only get you the pretty, shallow, materialistic ones...
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hmmm i like that
 
LePhillou said:
But that will only get you the pretty, shallow, materialistic ones...
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hmmm i like that
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lol, exactly my sentiment. You're attracting the gold diggas
 
SunnY S said:
Why would I need any of those sites when I can produce genuine receipts. :)
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The ladies won't be as impressed with a receipt that shows a balance of 14 dollars hahaha
 
Wait.. the real question here is. Why the hell would anyone give a girl their number?

Maybe thats how you guys play it but I like to keep the ball in my court.
 
I'd be willing to bet there is some minimum bound such that it works on 90% of all single women... and 50% of married?

LePhillou said:
But that will only get you the pretty, shallow, materialistic ones...
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hmmm i like that
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Roasted said:
Print a few of these bad boys out with a balance of a couple mil and you're good to go:

http://fra.bz/gen/fake-atm-receipt-generator.php

Too fake looking for you? Order some more professional looking receipts here:

http://salesreceiptstore.com/novelty_ATM_receipts.html

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You are actually very right. Ever since I became a business owner with a seven figure in asset valuation I've been getting setup on a lot of blind dates, but they don't know liabilities are more than the assets.

Edit: even the tellers hit on me since I always ask "what's the balance on the account?"
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