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Anenthan

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While riding to work this morning I saw this hot chick driving on the lane next to me. Here is the part where I say I almost crashed looking at her when I shoulda been paying attention to the road but no. A damn wasp or bee struck my neck and stung me before I could brushed it off. I almost crashed while trying to figure out what happend.

Moral of the story is if ur distracted while riding... dont get stung by a damn bee or wasp...
 
Anenthan said:
While riding to work this morning I saw this hot chick driving on the lane next to me. Here is the part where I say I almost crashed looking at her when I shoulda been paying attention to the road but no. A damn wasp or bee struck my neck and stung me before I could brushed it off. I almost crashed while trying to figure out what happend.

Moral of the story is if ur distracted while riding... dont get stung by a damn bee or wasp...
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Haha!

I would say thats the forces that be telling you to keep your eyes on the road.
 
Yeah that's bad timing...staring at sexy girls while riding is dangerous enough! I got stung by a wasp a couple weeks ago while I was riding. Flew into my open sleeve vent somehow. Could definitely cause a crash if you're the type to freak out over bees. lol
 
I remember on one of my first outings on my motorcycle, I came to a red light and a particularly attractive young lady was jogging across the intersection not five feet from me. The good lord had evidently smiled upon her, and her rack was both abundant, buoyant, and on display in a tank top. I've done a bit of travelling in my time but that was one of the finest views my eyes have seen, the view made all the better from my vantage point behind the handlebars.

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dpmachine said:
I remember on one of my first outings on my motorcycle, I came to a red light and a particularly attractive young lady was jogging across the intersection not five feet from me. The good lord had evidently smiled upon her, and her rack was both abundant, buoyant, and on display in a tank top. I've done a bit of travelling in my time but that was one of the finest views my eyes have seen, the view made all the better from my vantage point behind the handlebars.

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you sir need to be writing for hallmark.
 
While you were thinking of using your "stinger" on that hot girl, mother nature gave you a taste of what its like to get "stung".
 
dpmachine said:
i remember on one of my first outings on my motorcycle, i came to a red light and a particularly attractive young lady was jogging across the intersection not five feet from me. The good lord had evidently smiled upon her, and her rack was both abundant, buoyant, and on display in a tank top. I've done a bit of travelling in my time but that was one of the finest views my eyes have seen, the view made all the better from my vantage point behind the handlebars.

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lol
 
When I entered Key West Florida for the first time on my bike - I spot a sexy babe riding her bicycle. Her long brunette hair is blowing in in the wind. Her long tanned legs looked fantastic in those white short shorts. I thought this is going to be one great winter! As I geared down for the red light we both smiled at eachother. By the time I stopped at the light she was getting off her bicycle and heading towards me. I put the bike on the stand and we swung our arms around eachother. During that embrace I said hi to Mellissa and asked if she had a boyfriend. She said yes and I said...great see ya around. We went our separate ways and I continued the hunt. LOL.


Moral...babes can be distracting. (bees too).
 
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dpmachine said:
I remember on one of my first outings on my motorcycle, I came to a red light and a particularly attractive young lady was jogging across the intersection not five feet from me. The good lord had evidently smiled upon her, and her rack was both abundant, buoyant, and on display in a tank top. I've done a bit of travelling in my time but that was one of the finest views my eyes have seen, the view made all the better from my vantage point behind the handlebars.

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I don't know but I have an erection. Also, LOL @ "dpmachine". ;)
 
dpmachine said:
I remember on one of my first outings on my motorcycle, I came to a red light and a particularly attractive young lady was jogging across the intersection not five feet from me. The good lord had evidently smiled upon her, and her rack was both abundant, buoyant, and on display in a tank top. I've done a bit of travelling in my time but that was one of the finest views my eyes have seen, the view made all the better from my vantage point behind the handlebars.

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Beautiful.... LOL. You my friend must be a romance novel writer.
 
Anenthan said:
Moral of the story is if ur distracted while riding... dont get stung by a damn bee or wasp...
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I almost got stung just the other day. Wasn't until I got to work and took off my jacket that I saw a huge wasp stuck on the shoulder of my jacket (right by my neck!). Took a closer look and it had its stinger stuck in my jacket! Another reason to wear gear lol!
 
I was riding visor up a week ago last friday and had a huge bumblebee wedge itself between my helmet and my face right beside my eye. I could feel it buzzing around against my face! I can handle bugs and bees, but that freaked me out a little bit. Thankfully I got it out before I got stung!
 
Ps. I vote that this thread be renamed 'Riders bee-ware' ??
Okay, that one was weak..........
 
dpmachine said:
I remember on one of my first outings on my motorcycle, I came to a red light and a particularly attractive young lady was jogging across the intersection not five feet from me. The good lord had evidently smiled upon her, and her rack was both abundant, buoyant, and on display in a tank top. I've done a bit of travelling in my time but that was one of the finest views my eyes have seen, the view made all the better from my vantage point behind the handlebars.

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hahahahha!
 
Alvito said:
While you were thinking of using your "stinger" on that hot girl, mother nature gave you a taste of what its like to get "stung".
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+100 lmao
 
dpmachine said:
I remember on one of my first outings on my motorcycle, I came to a red light and a particularly attractive young lady was jogging across the intersection not five feet from me. The good lord had evidently smiled upon her, and her rack was both abundant, buoyant, and on display in a tank top. I've done a bit of travelling in my time but that was one of the finest views my eyes have seen, the view made all the better from my vantage point behind the handlebars.

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I thought I was reading the beginning of a Penthouse Forum letter for a minute.
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