Post Your Cleverbot.com Converstations

[killerkeith]

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I have just had the filthiest most nastiest conversation with a computer one could ever have. It has kept me occupied for most of the morning

http://www.cleverbot.com/

I'm too shy to post my conversation...how about you?

 

[Lightcycle]

I'm too shy to post my conversation...

Why, was there a happy ending and kleenex involved?

 

[silence]

My chat with the bot froze after I think I confused it too much.

It: "Are you a boy or a girl?"
Me: "I am a computer program."
It: "But if you had to choose, would you be a boy or a girl?"
Me: "Machines can not be of a gender."
It: Still thinking.....

 

[killerkeith]

Why, was there a happy ending and kleenex involved?

and i was at work!

 

[Katatonic]

LOL!!!


It: "Filthy American? You?"

Me: "I'm Canadian."

It: "American?"

Me: "No, Canadian."

It: "American?"

Me: "Are you retarded? I'm Canadian!"

It: "Yes.

 

[jay-d]

Why, was there a happy ending and kleenex involved?

Fapkins!!!!!!!

 

[killerkeith]

User: Can computers turn gay?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are you gay yet?
Cleverbot: No, I'm a straight girl.
User: Have you kissed a girl and liked it?
Cleverbot: I have.
User: You dirty *****.
Cleverbot: Have you been to Portugal?

 

[UJelly]

*EDIT*



User: Female?



Cleverbot: Yes I'm female.

User: Want to bang?



Cleverbot: Sure.

Beat that. 4 lines and I'm getting laid.

EDIT #2:
Got laid with 1 line:

 

[Katatonic]

 

[Blues hurler]

Me: Would you buy a Street Triple R or a Tiger 1050?
Bot: No
Me: Which one?
Bot: Are you a Christian?

I guess she's seen me ride...

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