Pistorius

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Oscar clearly misunderstood when his girlfriend told him that on Valentine’s Day he had to take her out.

Police reconstruction indicates that Pistorius lost it when, for his Valentine’s Day gift, his girlfriend gave him a pair of socks.

New evidence has been found outside the Pistorius home that completely acquits him of his girlfriend’s murder……………. Footprints!

When Oscar Pistorius said he wanted to be just like able-bodied athletes, who knew he meant OJ Simpson?

She didn’t notice Oscar sneaking up behind her. It was the silence of the limbs.

Too many Oscar Pistorius jokes already. Trying to come up with a new one is like taking a shot in the dark.
 
*Knee slap*
 
People, let's not leap to conclusions. The trial will run it's course.

I wouldn't get all hopped up over a little puke and drama. :D
 
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Nike ought to change their logo to "don't do it"
 
I heard he wanted a new bathroom door but his girlfriend was dead against it.
 
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