Glenn/RZ500
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Bezos probably hoping it blew up to avoid another mega billions divorce. And the image of the giant metal c*ck was hilarious.
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By that definition, a welfare bum is a consumer of government services and part of the crew. Without their input the process could not take place.
Ha. Hilarious quote I found:By that definition, a welfare bum is a consumer of government services and part of the crew. Without their input the process could not take place.
"They called it a mission. We called it a tourist trip. Katy Perry and Gayle King want astronaut status after an 11-min ride to the edge of space. Raymond: “That’s like me calling myself an OB-GYN for watching my kids being born.”"
Although astronaut is actually more plausible than crew. It is a person trained to travel in a spacecraft or someone who travels in space. They got some (very minimal) training and they traveled in a spacecraft so they may be astronauts. They are in no way crew.
Six munts ago I couldn't spell assornot, now I are one.
Katy Perry and Lauren Sanchez are NOT astronauts according to FAA rule
According to rules issued by the Federal Aviation Administration (FAA), Katy Perry, Lauren Sanchez and their fellow Blue Origin passengers aren't really astronauts after all.
www.dailymail.co.uk
They’re not even technically astronauts, they’re “space travelers”.
Astronauts have to actually be in control of the craft apparently. Clearly, they were just passengers on an automated amusement ride.
Or a pilot.
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so has this "crew" now joined the people keeping the flat earth from the world? They are now part of the cover up?
Lest not ye worry about the conspiracy crowd, they already found something to latch onto about this particular flight.
Conspiracy theorists seize on Blue Origin door gaffe
A bizarre gaffe has ignited online conspiracy theories about Katy Perry's flight into space with Blue Origin.
www.dailymail.co.uk
Oh look, another one.
Turns out that the photo is indeed a mannequin inside the capsule, however the photo was from a test flight long ago, but someone posted it and claimed it was from the latest flight, and all the crazies immediately ran with it.
Conspiracy theorists spot fake HAND on Katy Perry's Blue Origin ship
Conspiracy theorists have seized on a viral image which appears to show a fake hand on the Blue Origin spacecraft which took Katy Perry and Lauren Sanchez to space.
www.dailymail.co.uk
Turns out that the photo is indeed a mannequin inside the capsule, however the photo was from a test flight long ago, but someone posted it and claimed it was from the latest flight, and all the crazies immediately ran with it.
It's sexist if you call it a ride. She is exactly like Alan Shepard.
Good idea. Pull Apollo craft out of the Smithsonian and blast it into space with a "crew" of rich wankers.
Yeah, pull the space shuttle out of retirement and fire them off to the space station. I’m sure these “astronauts” who have all flown on the Blue Origin roller coaster and all think they’re John Glenn now will figure it out with their gruelling 2 days worth of training that was focused on such incredibly hard tasks such as:
1- How to push the one single big red button aboard to let us know of something is wrong. The button doesn’t actually do anything, it just turns on a red light in the control centre back on earth to let us know you pressed it. We’ll take it from there.
2- How to operate your seatbelts.
3- How to take selfies in your 60 seconds of zero g without your camera floating away.
4- Bag your vomit, otherwise you’re going to have a bad not so great time on your trip back down.
5- Pee before you board, there is no bathroom.
6- I need to pee is not a reason to press the big red button.
If it were a bunch of men saying the same things, I’d make fun of them too.
P.S. The big red button is between the makeup mirror and the latte machine.
