Lies people tell you about their motorbikes

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My Little brother told me years ago that i should have bought a real bike like his friends Busa. But we couldn't do trackdays together tho. I wouldn't be able to keep up with my little Ducati.
 
Wingboy said:
My Little brother told me years ago that i should have bought a real bike like his friends Busa. But we couldn't do trackdays together tho. I wouldn't be able to keep up with my little Ducati.
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Was the trackday on a drag strip or the long track at Mosport? I can't see many other locations where the Busa would have a chance (given equivalent rider skill).
 
Lol. He was talking about long track, Mosport.
My Little brother and i don't have much in common. He's a Vette guy.
 
"Of course I didn't trailer my Harley, I RODE to Sturgis!".
(Actually observed in person from fellow camper at Sturgis who I clearly saw several campsites over with a huge motorhome and enclosed trailer)
(Yes, I actually rode there...)

"Yes, I ride in all kind of weather!"
(Bails out of every ride if there's more than 3 clouds in the sky)

"I love riding, I go all over the place".
(Can be consistently found at the nearest Tim Hortons)

"You gotta be tough to be a biker"
(Doesn't get motorcycle out of the garage until July, parks it for the winter in September)
 
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