"The CBP officer noticed discrepancies under the woman’s clothing near her chest, and referred her for a more intensive inspection."
Sounds like the opening lines to a porno, lol. Might be best to pick a female border guard if your going to hide stuff in/around your tits.
The CBP officer was probably just staring at her tits...
Judging by the kind of women prone to smuggling large quantities of methamphetamine, she probably isnt easy on the eyes lol