We all know it's a BS holiday but anyone got any plans?
hmmm...cupid rhymes with stupid....
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SlowMo
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I'm going to make a valentines-day card by hand, for my secret crush!
She's great! She rides a bike, owns dogs and is anti-social to a fault.
And since she's "anti-social to a fault" you'll never get to deliver it in person... :sad1:
killerkeith
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I'm expecting a Surprise BJ. She'll be so excited when she finds out.
professor
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Now see this is what v day is all about. Good call.
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Only if your sweetie got it for you, getting for yourself doesn't count.
no no no,, make her HaPpY on V day!.. then tweet her about March 14th
[h=3]@steakandblowjob #steakandbj http://www.officialsteakandblowjobday.com/[/h]
V-day is supposed to be a 2 way thing my wife gets me stuff. So women should also get a flowers and cungalingus day as well right?
professor
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Ok ok.... I'll cuddle up for a quick show. I'll have it on pvr so I can fast forward so i don't have to deal with it for too long.
Then yes march 14 comes!
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Tickets to the car show in TO. Then got a hotel room for the night. Dinner at Benihana's followed by a few drinks and enjoy the one star in the TO sky. Meet with Rob Ford for a late night burn and then off to bed. Couples massages in the morning the next day after breakfast in bed. Then back to Barrie and maybe then I'll get some special attention on the drive back.
Girls always want pearls. Don't they?
Hopefully this will get her excited to finally realize that since I've been stalking her for so long, I'm not actually a bad guy. Besides what's more romantic then a restraining order on V Day? Am I right fellas? It just goes to show that your love for someone is so strong that you're willing to keep them at a distance and never hurt them.
Girls always want pearls. Don't they?
Hopefully this will get her excited to finally realize that since I've been stalking her for so long, I'm not actually a bad guy. Besides what's more romantic then a restraining order on V Day? Am I right fellas? It just goes to show that your love for someone is so strong that you're willing to keep them at a distance and never hurt them.
It really helps if you just pick her up on her walk home, in a white unmarked van, with some zip ties and ductape. It adds to the excitement and set the tone for the rest of the evening. Enjoy your date!
That's a great idea! Anyone got a van I can borrow? Maybe a nice cozy mattress in the back so she can ride in comfort? If there's candy in the van I'm sure that will calm her down as well.
... who needs candy when you have chlorophorm.
My wife and her girlfriend are going to go see another man on valentines day and she is using my credit card for it - Justin Timberlake
