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- Having to sneeze in a full face helmet.
- Getting caught in the rain and getting home with "diaper rash" on your bits.
Or, having to dump the water out of your boots.
- Helmet hair.
- Knowing that one person that always needs to poop 1/2 way through the trip.
-The feeling of sweat rolling down your back / butt crack while waiting at a red light in mid-July.
- When you smell "pure stink" and you know it's you after a hard ride.
- Trying to look "cool" and fill up your bike while sitting on it. Spending the rest of the day with gas crotch.

Please feel free to add yours.
 
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Lightcycle said:
Gloves are on and your bike key is in your pant pocket.
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OMG Yes!
Or helmet on before ear plugs
Or helmet off while your glasses are still on
 
Insurance.

The taste of bees.

507.

172.
 
tcmobile007 said:
Removing your hat and placing it on bike, then suit up ride off without your hat.

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I did that a few weeks ago with my brand new $250 Wild Ass air seat. Sat it on the passenger seat while adjusting my back rest…and left it there. Thankfully first stop was only 10 minutes away and I clued in to what I’d done.

Found it on the side of the road between there and my house. ?
 
Jampy00 said:
OMG Yes!
Or helmet on before ear plugs
Or helmet off while your glasses are still on
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or one earplug gets loose while putting the helmet on.
riding and feeling the helmet strap slapping you.
shifting into neutral while trying to look cool.
 
Removing your hat and placing it on bike, then suit up ride off without your hat.
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Forgetting to put your hat in the top case you've carefully locked up as you go to put your helmet on. That's a regular for me.
A little easier now with the the tank bag. ?
 
"Hmm, what should I look at/play with" while sitting in a traffic jam.
Today, in a line of cages waiting for a very long train to roll by, decided to have a smoke while still wearing my full face helmet.
 
tcmobile007 said:
Removing your hat and placing it on bike, then suit up ride off without your hat.

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Was riding with a buddy years ago. We suit up, he takes off and I hear a CLUNK. Look around....he left his phone on the back seat and it fell off when he took off. Lucky I saw it as I could grab it and give it to him at our next stop when the panic set in as he was trying to find it.

For me....
- suiting up and forgetting ear plugs
- damaged one pair of glasses while trying to take helmet off with them on
- justifying to myself that a motorcycle was the cost efficient option of commuting
 
timtune said:
doubling back to grab the sunglasses you left on the bike at gas stop to find they've already been run over.
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I once had to run down the shoulder of the highway just outside Hull Quebec to retrieve my cellphone which had flown out of it's (at the time, cheap plastic garbage) mount.

Nothing will raise your heart rate like being an out of shape guy running full tilt in full gear to begin with, all while being able to see your cellphone sitting just inches outside the right hand tire track of the middle lane of a 3 lane road 250 feet back on the road behind you, with cars whizzing over it every few seconds.

(Yes, it survived!)
 
I forgot to lock my side luggage once at Allan Rd and Eglinton....found out at Cawthra and QEW but by then my jacket liner was gone:(
 
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