For all you bacon lovers

They had me at "the gold standard of meat flavored massage oils".
 
Hear it's already a favorite of HOG members everywhere.

Oh I'm so funny.
 
Nasty
 
Heard about this the other day from one of our civilian instructors. Who is no jokingly a 300lb 50 year old woman that gives off the whole dirty filthy older woman vibe. If bacon flavored lube didn't make me gag, the thought of her getting all sloppy with it sure did.
 
AGH!!! What is wrong with you people?!

Three words - "bacon flavoured pussy".

NOW do you see the potential?
 

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