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LMAOoooOoOOO
this made me laugh. In public. Alone.

"Makes my farts sound louder. The hair must have acted as a interlocking silencer.. I give this the big thumbs up. 5/5"
 
This one has my vote:

As a reformed member of the Vietcong and survivor of numerous F4 Phantom Napalm strikes, I can say with confidence that the Yanks used the wrong ingredients for their incendiary devices.

I applied a small dab of this product onto my gentleman's sphericals and the searing pain was immediate, intense and will cause me flashbacks for the rest of my life. My poor swollen glands now have a blue hue and I fear they will never recover.

Had Colonel Kilgore and his dogs used this against my brave communist brothers we would have surrendered immediately.
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^LOL ahahahah
 
I'm laughing so hard I'm crying...

Unlike most of the other reviews I actually read the instructions, paying especial attention to the bit about not cleaning your clangers, so to speak, with this gel. Like most of the other reviews, I then went on to clean my clangers with this gel. I advise investing in a tourniquet and a gag before using this product - in an attempt to cut off blood supply to your downstairs and muffle your inevitable screams. However, after waiting the allotted time I was very pleased with the results. As well as being smoother than a well-lubed crystal glass they had swollen to twice their size and were incredibly sensitive. I would even go so far to say they should market this gel as a size enhancer. Would use again..
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