ABadjusterrider_5
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Knowing the crowd I am addressing. Most of you will enjoy this.
Research shows that 25% of men and 17% of women planned their first sexual encounter.
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The walrus has the largest penis of any land animal, measuring 24.5 inches when erect.
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Orgies were originally religious events, being offerings to the gods.
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"Not Able to Fornicate" was the name of a 19th-century northwestern American Indian chief.
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The words "naked" and "nude" are not the same thing. Naked implies unprotected. Nude means unclothed.
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Over the same period of time, women who read romance novels tend to have twice as many lovers as those who don't.
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According to the Kinsey Institute, masturbation is more common among white-collar workers than blue-collar workers.
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Women with a Ph.D. are twice as likely to be interested in a one-night stand than those with only a bachelor's degree.
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Dishabiliophobia is the fear of undressing in front of someone.
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On average, 20% of women who live with their boyfriends have another sex partner.
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The two leading causes of temporary impotence are prolonged cigarette smoking and tight pants.
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Acrotomophilia occurs when you have a sexual attraction to amputees.
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According to the Kama Sutra, a mixture of camel's milk and honey will keep a man erect night and day.
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According to Penthouse magazine, more women complain about infrequent sex than men do.
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The frequency with which a woman has orgasms during her sleep actually increases as she ages during her childbearing years.
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Forty percent of women have said they had an orgasm while dreaming about sex. That number is 80% for men.
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According to a Kinsey survey, 75% of men ejaculate within three minutes pf penetration.
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The typical lovemaking session averages 15 minutes in length.
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Males under the age of forty are typically able to achieve an erection in less than ten seconds.
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Three out of a thousand men (0.3%) are well endowed enough to fellate (blow) themselves to orgasm.
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The French tickler was invented by a Tibetan monk.
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Rabbits have been the emblem of fertility because of its well-known talents for multiplying.
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Timmie Jean Lindsey of Houston, TX became the first person to get silicone breast implants in 1962.
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A typical orgasm lasts from three to ten seconds, with contractions occurring every 0.8 seconds for both men and women.
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The Kama Sutra details techniques on ten types of kisses, 64 different caresses, eight variations on oral sex, and 84 positions for intercourse.
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Medomalacuphobia is the fear of losing an erection.
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There are five calories in a teaspoon of semen.
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According to Playboy, more women talk dirty during sex than men.
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Somebody actually timed a rattlesnake mating session that lasted 22.75 hours.
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According to recent surveys, the man is the most likely partner to be tied up during sex.
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Among primates, man has the largest and thickest penis.
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A study of pet owners found that 66% claimed they allowed their pets to remain in the bedroom during intercourse.
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The average bra is designed to last for only 180 days of use.
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The most recorded orgasms in an hour by researchers at the Center for Marital and Sexual Studies in Long Beach, CA, was 134 by one female and sixteen for a male.
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A small flaccid penis generally has a greater percentage increase during erection than a larger flaccid penis.
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According to Playboy, the most popular sexual aid is erotic literature.
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Besides the genitals and the breasts, the inner nose is the only other body part that routinely swells during intercourse.
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Women who are housewives are, as a whole, more faithful than working women.
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According to a recent survey, more Americans lose their virginity in June than any other month.
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Women say that the part of a man's body that they admire the most is his buttocks.
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Studies have shown that men become sexually aroused nearly every time they dream.
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Studies show that, for some unknown reason, the higher the level of education, the more men tend to have wet dreams.
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Menstrual cramps have been known, in rare cases, to induce orgasms.
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A "buckle bunny" is a woman who goes to rodeos with the express intent of having sex with a rodeo cowboy.
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Women who went to college are more likely than high school dropouts to enjoy both the giving and receiving of oral sex.
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Semen contains small amounts of more than thirty elements, including fructose, ascorbic acid, cholesterol, creatine, citric acid, lactic acid, nitrogen, vitamin B12, and various salts and enzymes.
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Studies have proven that it's harder to tell a convincing lie to someone you find sexually attractive.
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The name of Wyoming's Grand Teton peak literally means "big tit."
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According to statistics, Australian women are the most likely to have sex on the first date.
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The same chemical responsible for the ecstatic highs of love and sexual attraction, phenylethylamine, is also found in chocolate.
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The male fetus is capable of attaining an erection during the last trimester.
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Exhibitionists are most likely to be married men.
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The usual result of ingesting Spanish Fly is vomiting.
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The Kama Sutra was written by Mallanga Vatsyayana, who was rumored to be celibate.
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Compulsive or pathological sexual behavior have a 12-step program available to them through SLAA, the Sex and Love Addicts Anonymous.
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A survey conducted by Masters and Johnson in the early 1980s revealed that the third-most frequent fantasy amongst both homosexual men and women was a heterosexual encounter.
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Sperm banks keep their donor semen at approximately -321 degrees Fahrenheit. At that temperature, it could be kept indefinitely.
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Among transsexuals who choose sex-change operations, females who elect to become males are reportedly happier and better adjusted after the procedures than males who elect to become female.
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The most successful X-rated movie of all time is Deep Throat. It cost less than $50,000 to make it and has earned more than $100 million.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
While nudity was considered commonplace to the ancient Greeks, a man was considered indecent if he had an exposed erection.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Believe it or not, there's actually a word for the fear of seeing, thinking about, or having an erect penis. It's called ithyphallophobia.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Homosexuality remained on the American Psychiatric Association's list of mental illnesses until 1973.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Oculolinctus is a fetish whereby people are sexually aroused by licking a partner's eyeball. A word of caution if you want to try this: oral herpes can be transferred to the eye.
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At age seventy, 73% of men are still potent.
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The first "official" vasectomy was performed in 1893.
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The smallest erect penis on record was one centimeter long.
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Oneirogmophobia is the fear of wet dreams.
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The Roman emperor Nero used to dress up young boys in his dead wife's clothes and make love to them.
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According to the Kinsey Institute, half of the men raised on farms have had a sexual encounter with an animal.
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An agalmatophiliac is someone who has a fetish for statues or mannequins. These people tend to have an uncontrollable desire to masturbate whenever they see a nude mannequin.
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It takes a sperm one hour to swim seven inches.
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A man's testicles increase in size by 50% when he is aroused.
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Women who respond to sex surveys in magazines have had five times as many lovers as non-respondents.
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Black women are 50% more likely than white women to have an orgasm when they have sex.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Micropenis is a rare disorder where the afflicted suffers from an unusually small penis, roughly .75 to one inch long...and that's erect.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
An unobstructed penis is capable of shooting semen anywhere from 12 to 24 inches.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
One of the reasons male deer rub their antlers on a tree or the ground is to masturbate.
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In 1995, Mo Ka Wang, a Chi Kung master in Hong Kong, lifted over 250 pounds of weight two feet off the floor with his erect penis.
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It's been said that Adolph Hitler was a coprophiliac, which means he had a fetish for women's feces. He also had a thing for being urinated on by women.
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It's been estimated that the practice of autoerotic asphyxiation (temporarily suffocating yourself while masturbating) takes the lives of 250 to a thousand people each year. I guess going blind is the least of your worries.
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It's been estimated that one out of every two hundred women is born with an extra nipple.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The initial spurt of ejaculate travels at 28 miles per hour. By way of comparison, the world record for the 100 yard dash is 27.1 miles per hour.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
In earlier times, virginity on one's wedding night was of the greatest importance. To prove that the bride was a virgin, it was customary that the couple would display the bloodstained bedsheet for all to see once the wedding was consummated.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The first known contraceptive was crocodile dung, used by the Egyptians in 2000 B.C. It was replaced with elephant droppings when they realized it wouldn't work.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The left testicle usually hangs lower than the right for right-handed men. The opposite is true for lefties.
Research shows that 25% of men and 17% of women planned their first sexual encounter.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The walrus has the largest penis of any land animal, measuring 24.5 inches when erect.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Orgies were originally religious events, being offerings to the gods.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
"Not Able to Fornicate" was the name of a 19th-century northwestern American Indian chief.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The words "naked" and "nude" are not the same thing. Naked implies unprotected. Nude means unclothed.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Over the same period of time, women who read romance novels tend to have twice as many lovers as those who don't.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
According to the Kinsey Institute, masturbation is more common among white-collar workers than blue-collar workers.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Women with a Ph.D. are twice as likely to be interested in a one-night stand than those with only a bachelor's degree.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Dishabiliophobia is the fear of undressing in front of someone.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
On average, 20% of women who live with their boyfriends have another sex partner.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The two leading causes of temporary impotence are prolonged cigarette smoking and tight pants.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Acrotomophilia occurs when you have a sexual attraction to amputees.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
According to the Kama Sutra, a mixture of camel's milk and honey will keep a man erect night and day.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
According to Penthouse magazine, more women complain about infrequent sex than men do.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The frequency with which a woman has orgasms during her sleep actually increases as she ages during her childbearing years.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Forty percent of women have said they had an orgasm while dreaming about sex. That number is 80% for men.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
According to a Kinsey survey, 75% of men ejaculate within three minutes pf penetration.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The typical lovemaking session averages 15 minutes in length.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Males under the age of forty are typically able to achieve an erection in less than ten seconds.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Three out of a thousand men (0.3%) are well endowed enough to fellate (blow) themselves to orgasm.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The French tickler was invented by a Tibetan monk.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Rabbits have been the emblem of fertility because of its well-known talents for multiplying.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Timmie Jean Lindsey of Houston, TX became the first person to get silicone breast implants in 1962.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
A typical orgasm lasts from three to ten seconds, with contractions occurring every 0.8 seconds for both men and women.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The Kama Sutra details techniques on ten types of kisses, 64 different caresses, eight variations on oral sex, and 84 positions for intercourse.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Medomalacuphobia is the fear of losing an erection.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
There are five calories in a teaspoon of semen.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
According to Playboy, more women talk dirty during sex than men.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Somebody actually timed a rattlesnake mating session that lasted 22.75 hours.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
According to recent surveys, the man is the most likely partner to be tied up during sex.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Among primates, man has the largest and thickest penis.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
A study of pet owners found that 66% claimed they allowed their pets to remain in the bedroom during intercourse.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The average bra is designed to last for only 180 days of use.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The most recorded orgasms in an hour by researchers at the Center for Marital and Sexual Studies in Long Beach, CA, was 134 by one female and sixteen for a male.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
A small flaccid penis generally has a greater percentage increase during erection than a larger flaccid penis.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
According to Playboy, the most popular sexual aid is erotic literature.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Besides the genitals and the breasts, the inner nose is the only other body part that routinely swells during intercourse.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Women who are housewives are, as a whole, more faithful than working women.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
According to a recent survey, more Americans lose their virginity in June than any other month.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Women say that the part of a man's body that they admire the most is his buttocks.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Studies have shown that men become sexually aroused nearly every time they dream.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Studies show that, for some unknown reason, the higher the level of education, the more men tend to have wet dreams.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Menstrual cramps have been known, in rare cases, to induce orgasms.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
A "buckle bunny" is a woman who goes to rodeos with the express intent of having sex with a rodeo cowboy.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Women who went to college are more likely than high school dropouts to enjoy both the giving and receiving of oral sex.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Semen contains small amounts of more than thirty elements, including fructose, ascorbic acid, cholesterol, creatine, citric acid, lactic acid, nitrogen, vitamin B12, and various salts and enzymes.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Studies have proven that it's harder to tell a convincing lie to someone you find sexually attractive.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The name of Wyoming's Grand Teton peak literally means "big tit."
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
According to statistics, Australian women are the most likely to have sex on the first date.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The same chemical responsible for the ecstatic highs of love and sexual attraction, phenylethylamine, is also found in chocolate.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The male fetus is capable of attaining an erection during the last trimester.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Exhibitionists are most likely to be married men.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The usual result of ingesting Spanish Fly is vomiting.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The Kama Sutra was written by Mallanga Vatsyayana, who was rumored to be celibate.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Compulsive or pathological sexual behavior have a 12-step program available to them through SLAA, the Sex and Love Addicts Anonymous.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
A survey conducted by Masters and Johnson in the early 1980s revealed that the third-most frequent fantasy amongst both homosexual men and women was a heterosexual encounter.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Sperm banks keep their donor semen at approximately -321 degrees Fahrenheit. At that temperature, it could be kept indefinitely.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Among transsexuals who choose sex-change operations, females who elect to become males are reportedly happier and better adjusted after the procedures than males who elect to become female.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The most successful X-rated movie of all time is Deep Throat. It cost less than $50,000 to make it and has earned more than $100 million.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
While nudity was considered commonplace to the ancient Greeks, a man was considered indecent if he had an exposed erection.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Believe it or not, there's actually a word for the fear of seeing, thinking about, or having an erect penis. It's called ithyphallophobia.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Homosexuality remained on the American Psychiatric Association's list of mental illnesses until 1973.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Oculolinctus is a fetish whereby people are sexually aroused by licking a partner's eyeball. A word of caution if you want to try this: oral herpes can be transferred to the eye.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
At age seventy, 73% of men are still potent.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The first "official" vasectomy was performed in 1893.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The smallest erect penis on record was one centimeter long.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Oneirogmophobia is the fear of wet dreams.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The Roman emperor Nero used to dress up young boys in his dead wife's clothes and make love to them.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
According to the Kinsey Institute, half of the men raised on farms have had a sexual encounter with an animal.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
An agalmatophiliac is someone who has a fetish for statues or mannequins. These people tend to have an uncontrollable desire to masturbate whenever they see a nude mannequin.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
It takes a sperm one hour to swim seven inches.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
A man's testicles increase in size by 50% when he is aroused.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Women who respond to sex surveys in magazines have had five times as many lovers as non-respondents.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Black women are 50% more likely than white women to have an orgasm when they have sex.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Micropenis is a rare disorder where the afflicted suffers from an unusually small penis, roughly .75 to one inch long...and that's erect.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
An unobstructed penis is capable of shooting semen anywhere from 12 to 24 inches.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
One of the reasons male deer rub their antlers on a tree or the ground is to masturbate.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
In 1995, Mo Ka Wang, a Chi Kung master in Hong Kong, lifted over 250 pounds of weight two feet off the floor with his erect penis.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
It's been said that Adolph Hitler was a coprophiliac, which means he had a fetish for women's feces. He also had a thing for being urinated on by women.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
It's been estimated that the practice of autoerotic asphyxiation (temporarily suffocating yourself while masturbating) takes the lives of 250 to a thousand people each year. I guess going blind is the least of your worries.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
It's been estimated that one out of every two hundred women is born with an extra nipple.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The initial spurt of ejaculate travels at 28 miles per hour. By way of comparison, the world record for the 100 yard dash is 27.1 miles per hour.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
In earlier times, virginity on one's wedding night was of the greatest importance. To prove that the bride was a virgin, it was customary that the couple would display the bloodstained bedsheet for all to see once the wedding was consummated.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The first known contraceptive was crocodile dung, used by the Egyptians in 2000 B.C. It was replaced with elephant droppings when they realized it wouldn't work.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The left testicle usually hangs lower than the right for right-handed men. The opposite is true for lefties.