So on Saturday I go to Sherway mall to pick up some running shoes and I hit up the foodcourt to grab some lunch first. The food court looks something like this and is on the second level:
I grab some food and take a seat at one of the tables on the edge near the railing. About 2 minutes in, my phone goes off (new Tinder match
lol), I take it out of my pocket and the ****er slipps out of my hand, goes over the railing and lands in one of those bush planters that can be seen in the pic above. I exclaimed "FUUUUUUCK!!!". Try to reach down with my hand but no way my arm will fit through that narrow gap under the railing. Everyone looks at me and is thinking......damn, this idiot done goofed. One person, tells me to "get the maintenance guy", while this other dude says that "that planter should be able to support my weight". So I'm like..........I'm going to finish my food first and I do. Once finished, I jump over the railing with about 20 people watching me like I'm nuts, get my phone, jump back, and walk away like this.
THE END
I grab some food and take a seat at one of the tables on the edge near the railing. About 2 minutes in, my phone goes off (new Tinder match
lol), I take it out of my pocket and the ****er slipps out of my hand, goes over the railing and lands in one of those bush planters that can be seen in the pic above. I exclaimed "FUUUUUUCK!!!". Try to reach down with my hand but no way my arm will fit through that narrow gap under the railing. Everyone looks at me and is thinking......damn, this idiot done goofed. One person, tells me to "get the maintenance guy", while this other dude says that "that planter should be able to support my weight". So I'm like..........I'm going to finish my food first and I do. Once finished, I jump over the railing with about 20 people watching me like I'm nuts, get my phone, jump back, and walk away like this.
THE END
