Does Your Bike Give You An Erection?

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-Maverick-

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Spin-off from the BMW thread got me thinking. I do feel a bit of "movement" when I look at my bike. Do you? You go to put the garbage out in the garage and you catch a glimpse of the seductive lines of your bike. Do you feel movement? Guilty?

:-)
 
no, but this song always pops into my head when I think of my bike
[video=youtube;1Cw1ng75KP0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Cw1ng75KP0[/video]
 
Only happened on a Gixxer 600. Felt a funny feeling on the R6, but nothing really changed.

I do get one just looking at a 636.
 
It hurts my Weiner. That's what
 
The sound of my exhaust makes me feel giddy.

Sent from my GT-I9100
 
Every time
 
LOL! Well I stroke her (the bike that is) when I pass her in the garage. ;)

My wife caught me doing this and remarked "you don't treat me that well", I was tempted to reply "you don't ride nearly as well, nor are you as reliable" but, I'm still alive today so I obviously didn't. ;)
 
At 7000 RPM the vibrations on the seat are just right for me. Sometimes I cruise at this for hours while discretely humping the tank.
 
CruiserGoneSport said:
LOL! Well I stroke her (the bike that is) when I pass her in the garage. ;)

My wife caught me doing this and remarked "you don't treat me that well", I was tempted to reply "you don't ride nearly as well, nor are you as reliable" but, I'm still alive today so I obviously didn't. ;)
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Got the same thing from my ex once. I thought to myself "If you gave me as much pleasure, I'd treat you just as well."
 
Where's the petition to increase the speed limits on 400 series highways?
 
The vibrations give me a bit of movement down there.

And I do love my some vibrations... especially from a screaming engine placed relatively close to my crotch.
Also the heat from it, I do enjoy warmth. So that's a bonus.
 
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