Dear construction worker...

Royson

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Dear construction worker on the qew westbound.

When that car honked at you and your buddies tonight for closing all but one lane, i too questioned whether it was necessaryto honk.

I mean, sure traffic sucked, but why honk at you?

I would like to remind you however that throwing your hot coffee at a car accelerating away from you was futile. If you could have thrown coffee that fast, you may wish to consider a career change to major league baseball.

A waste of a good coffee.

Especially considering I was on my motorcycle behind said car.

Double double? I'll try to guess tomorrow when I clean it off me.

I'll bring you a coffee next time I pass by you.

Also, get back to work.
 
Dear construction worker on the qew westbound.

When that car honked at you and your buddies tonight for closing all but one lane, i too questioned whether it was necessaryto honk.

I mean, sure traffic sucked, but why honk at you?

I would like to remind you however that throwing your hot coffee at a car accelerating away from you was futile. If you could have thrown coffee that fast, you may wish to consider a career change to major league baseball.

A waste of a good coffee.

Especially considering I was on my motorcycle behind said car.

Double double? I'll try to guess tomorrow when I clean it off me.

I'll bring you a coffee next time I pass by you.

Also, get back to work.

Most people are going to come in here and chime about how this isn't the right place, he won't see it, cool story bro, etc....

But I for one think this is a pretty funny story.
 
Try sending it in to the Star Wheels section and see if they pick up on it.
 
Not to mention that said construction worker was just participating in the Tim Horton's Ontario cultural practice of throwing the cup on the ground - usually out of a car of pickup window.
 
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