Christmas Ideas for the Wife

killerkeith

killerkeith

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I'm kind of stuck on this one. Personally I don't want to get her anything cause my house is all ready filled to brim with her ****, however she did get me a snow blower for my birthday last week so I'm now obliged to return the favor.

Some ideas I have so far are 4 months of "Boot Camp" workouts. I did some work for a girl who runs a boot camp class in exchange for a gift certificate.

I was also thinking of make up and a free lesson in applying it but tie it into with a spa/hair package so it's not that obvious.

I'm done with the standard jewelry and perfume.


Thanks
 
She might get the wrong message from the boot camp and you'll have one ****** off wife;) Unless you've heard her mention she'd love to do that then you are good.

The spa and hair package sounds nice.
 
Cooking lessons and kitchen appliances are always nice, or a certificate for some laser hair removal.
 
killerkeith said:
Some ideas I have so far are 4 months of "Boot Camp" workouts. I did some work for a girl who runs a boot camp class in exchange for a gift certificate.
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Sounds like a porn parody
 
You don't want to get her a lesson in make up -- you will make her think she doesn't look good enough for you. its a big Fail waiting to happen when you see her face.

Give her a boot-camp certificate, and she will think that YOU think she needs to lose weight <-- Its a bigger Fail than giving your old lady a make up certificate ^^^.

Its that one time of year, other than "anniversary" and ..."valentines -->biggest rip off of the year" where we guys are stuck trying not to buy the same things we did last annum.

There is a saying that goes -- "diamonds are a ladies best friend" , generic classic gifts never go out of style; Rings, Necklaces, Diamond wrist bands (obv purchase at a reputable name and not the guy you see standing in the TTC station looking for a bargain in a used car salesman suit), a day at the spa is also a good stocking stuffer.

..or let her know she needs to hop on the band wagon -- A BRAND NEW SPORT BIKE! wrap a ribbon around it. <-- That is a present I vie for one day -- custom paint, aftermarket parts already installed with racing decals to make the bike go faster.

Hope this helps. Good luck for christmas.

OH also -- now this one can be embarrassing, but always works the charm; Victoria Secret lingerie.
 
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I'd suggest yard tools, maybe a push mower. She'll get to tone up, tan and the yard looks better for it. When your not busy with menial tasks like that you can ride your bike. Everybody wins.

Do i really have to do all the heavy lifting for you guys? keep up.....
 
since she got you something that helps out around the house ... get her something that helps out around the house... do you need a new blender? would be good for mixing drinks :P
 
chiller said:
since she got you something that helps out around the house ... get her something that helps out around the house... do you need a new blender? would be good for mixing drinks :P
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Just get her a Sandwich maker, already
 
I personally would love a boot camp class, maybe not now since I lost all my shoulder strength from my accident, but otherwise it's something I've always wanted to do again. But skip the make-up classes unless she's said she'd love to learn how to apply flawless make -up. The Spa is a good gift, or do a weekend get-a-way for the two of you.
 
Dancing classes. Sounds like you would like her to tone up a bit ;).

Dancing classes are just as good as a fitness class. She can tone up her butt doing something fun, and you won't get your butt whoopped for outright suggesting exercise :).

Now depends on what kind you suggest, too. Salsa and Samba, or belly and pole dancing. Pick wisely, depending on her personality, lol!
 
My vote is pole dancing.

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Id love the bootcamp or the makeup.... every girl is different but yes I know some girls who would be downright offended. Depends on the girl. OP you know your woman. My vote as a fall back is something romantic you two can do together (and yes you have to at least pretend you like it) dancing would be a cool one (find something fun like swing or salsa) or a getaway.

The Victora Secret one is sweet also :)
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