Based on a true incident in East London

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In a run-down part of East London recently, a fire destroyed a dilapidated four storey house that had been divided into four flats.

A Nigerian family of six internet con artists and full time benefit cheats lived on the first floor, and all six tragically perished in the fire.

A group of seven Islamic welfare cheats, all illegally in the country, lived on the second floor, and they too, all perished in the fire.

Six Albanian, gang banger, ex-cons - all claiming political asylum and living off the state for free occupied the 3rd floor and they too, died.

And one middle aged British white couple lived on the top floor. They miraculously survived the fire.

The Equal Opportunities Commission, Amnesty International, Human Rights activists, black community leaders and the British Islamic Council were all furious at the apparent racial inequality of the situation. Why were just the British white couples saved? It was monstrous they claimed, and showed that systemic 'racism' still existed in all areas of public service - questions were raised in the House of Commons, the popular media picked up the story and within hours it was national and indeed international news.

The Mayor of London , when questioned stated calmly that it would be unwise to jump to conclusions until the Police and Fire Services had completed their report. He closed by stating that he expected their initial assessment would be available within the next 36 hours - so perhaps it would be best to let the experts gather the evidence and report back before he commented any further.

The baying Press pack subsequently reported the interview in such way as to intimate that the Mayor was indifferent to suffering and was out of touch with the feelings of the whole East London community!

A large motorcade of representatives from all five groups, together with the Home Secretary drove to the area and demanded a meeting with the local chief fire officer. They made sure that a large pack of popular Press and TV had been briefed on the visit and so the motorcade was met by a huge gaggle of journalists, TV interviewers and cameras.

On camera, they loudly demanded to know why the Africans, Black Muslims and Albanians all died in the fire and only the white couple lived.

The chief fire officer quietly replied:-



"They were at work."​
 
Wow - Men I am neither of those nationalities but I find that so called "based on a true story" fake joke disgusting. Anyone that think this is true or post that story as true is truly ignorant

If you don't want to read the article below, I will simplify it for everyone

That story is FAKE

The internet is full of fictional and tendentious stories posing as real news: the trouble is, many of us are only too willing to believe them

Are we all getting just a little gullible?


By William Oddie on Monday, 17 October 2011



A little moderate scepticism helps when reading stories online


I begin with a splendid little joke played on his congregation by our parish priest over a year ago. In the notices on the weekly sheet (proper Mass readings and prayers on the obverse side) an announcement appeared to the effect that, unfortunately, because of new health and safety regulations, the burning of votive candles before the church’s various shrines would shortly be illegal, and that the Swedish firm of Arvin Olaf would therefore shortly be installing tasteful electric candles, which would light up when a coin was placed in the appropriate slot.

This notice naturally produced an apoplectic response in most members of the congregation who read it (including myself, I have to admit), and after Mass we all descended in our rage on Fr Daniel, the then newly appointed parish priest, who was incomprehensibly (he is a very serious and clearly prayerful young man) highly delighted by our response, which he greeted with ill-contained laughter. Is it true, we spluttered? And what’s so funny about it? Well, he replied, look again at the name of the Swedish electric candle firm. What? Arvin Olaf, he said. Think about it. Arvin Olaf. ’Avin a laugh? It was a tease. We, of course, responded with slightly shame-faced laughter, which became more uninhibited the more we thought about it. But what was he saying? Don’t believe everything you read, even in the parish notices? Or was it, don’t get so het up about unimportant things?

‘Elf and safety, political correctness, and a whole load of other issues, illegal immigrants on our benefits, the general moral collapse of our society and so on, are (some of them) serious enough: but maybe we need to think a bit more about what’s involved rather than simply relapsing into “disgusted, Tunbridge Wells” mode. I only suggest this because with advancing years I detect this tendency more and more in myself. The danger is that it induces a willingness to believe anything at all which feeds our prejudices.

To some extent, this is inevitable. Don’t we tend to read the newspaper least likely to outrage our prejudices and most likely to build them up? But a certain initial scepticism about such information is probably a good idea. Fortified by the Arvin Olaf incident, perhaps, I am glad to say that I was not taken in by the following “news item”, which we were sent by a relative now living permanently abroad, as an example of what has happened to this country (possibly in an unconscious justification for leaving it forever?)
In a run-down part of the East End of London a fire destroyed a dilapidated four-storey house that had been divided into four flats.

A Nigerian family of six internet con artists and full-time benefit cheats lived on the first floor… all six tragically perished in the fire.
A group of seven Islamic welfare cheats, all illegally in the country, lived on the second floor… they too, all perished in the fire.
Six Albanian, gang banger, ex-cons – all claiming political asylum and living off the state for free, occupied the 3rd floor… they too, died.
But the middle aged British white couple who lived on the top floor miraculously survived the fire. The Equal Opportunities Commission, Amnesty International, rights activists, black community leaders and the British Islamic Council were all furious at the apparent racial inequality of the situation.

Why was just the British white couple saved? It was monstrous, they claimed, and showed that systemic “racism” still existed in all areas of public service… A large motorcade of representatives from all five groups, together with the Home Secretary, drove to the area, having demanded a meeting with the local
chief fire officer….
On camera, they loudly demanded to know why the Africans, Black Muslims and Albanians all died in the fire and only the white couple lived.
One bemused chief fire officer quietly replied: “Because they were both at work.”
Well, there is something pretty obviously fishy about this story; for a start, where does it come from? It doesn’t read at all like a newspaper story in any identifiable English paper. It’s too long-winded for a tabloid, too crudely opinionated for a “quality” paper. But our ex-pat source did believe it: “this says a lot about England” was her view. “They had it coming, I suppose. Fruits of Empire. But very sad.”
Actually this particular spoof has appeared in many versions in more than one country. The following mutation is clearly meant to be believed, since it gives as its source the Los Angeles Times (I have not however, perhaps unsurprisingly, been able to confirm that any such article ever appeared in that highly respectable paper). This is the “Los Angeles” version:
A fire was reported in a three family house mid-morning Wednesday last week.
There were many fatalities.
On the first floor lived a black family – 6 fatalities.

On the second floor lived a Mexican family – 13 fatalities.
On the third floor lived a white family of 2 – no fatalities.
A reporter at the scene made headlines with this story. Immediately the fire chief and his department were attacked by NAACP, Jesse Jackson and other black rights groups, as well as the Mexican Consulate as being racist in their handling of the fire and loss of life issues.
There was some unsettling discomfort when questioned further the fire chief explained why the family on the third floor survived the fire and the others did not.
His only response was, “They were at work!”
Message: all immigrants are lazy spongers who are a drain on our resources: and those who seek to defend them against the racism of those who reject them absolutely are politically committed opportunists to be ignored.

Meanwhile, all attempts at considering such issues in a sane and balanced way become more and more difficult.

So what’s the solution? Firstly, perhaps, a little moderate scepticism; and second a little more cool thought about such facts as really can be established. Pretty obvious stuff, I know. But not necessarily the way we actually behave. So, when I find myself beginning to get cross about some aspect of our disintegrating culture, I here most solemnly resolve to remind myself of that indispensable Swede Arvin Olaf. And then to try to find out what is really going on.
 
clearly, it was meant as a joke for the racist xenophobes out there, to justify their ignorant belief that all immigrants are welfare cheats and all 'real' citizens are hard working taxpayers.

but why let reality get in the way of making fun of 'the other'. . .
 
Well, it looks like I "stirred the ****".
Lighten up, ZX600 its a joke in the "Romper Room".
Think what you may, I got a laugh out of it.
 
Just wasn't funny. And i didn't read it like it was making fun of racist xenophobes at all.. quite the reverse.

racist jokes written by racists aren't funny. Its disgusting.
 
Good thing I'm off all week. I'll be able to make the lynchings.


We're what, 5 days into winter? Pad up, ladies.
 
Just wasn't funny. And i didn't read it like it was making fun of racist xenophobes at all.. quite the reverse
racist jokes written by racists aren't funny. Its disgusting.
absolutely, i agree it's disgusting, that's why i wrote it was a joke for racist xenophobes. . .

but i'll tell you one thing, it definitely helps clarify who stands where. . .
 
Well, it looks like I "stirred the ****".
Lighten up, ZX600 its a joke in the "Romper Room".
Think what you may, I got a laugh out of it.
Your message didn't come across as if you were making a joke, but if you say it was then so be it.

May want to pick your jokes better, but this is a forum so I guess people can insult an entire race with a "joke" and get away with it.

what do I care! Back to vacations :-)
 
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lame "joke"


oddly enough all the "non white" people i know have jobs... but i know plenty of white people with out jobs... maybe there's a "joke" there some where.

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Since it's a "true story" it's ok right? That's like carte blanche to say whatever you want. Akin to "no offense but" or "with all due respect"

No offence but you're all a bunch of retards. What? I said NO OFFENCE!
 
absolutely, i agree it's disgusting, that's why i wrote it was a joke for racist xenophobes. . .

but i'll tell you one thing, it definitely helps clarify who stands where. . .


Ahh, I misunderstood your original post..
 
Since it's a "true story" it's ok right? That's like carte blanche to say whatever you want. Akin to "no offense but" or "with all due respect"

No offence but you're all a bunch of retards. What? I said NO OFFENCE!

+1

...and free Caboose


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Not unlike urban legends the story wouldn't have any punch if it was told as a straight joke.
Re the facts, while some immigrants do take advantage of the spirit of the generosities offered we have more than a few home grown blue eyed abusers.
 

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