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Soo... On my way to Mc D's for some 5:15PM lunch... I was riding on a quiet residential street approx 50metres away from the stop sign/intersection. As I approach it, some lady in an SUV decides to make a right turn on to the street that I'm on at approx 40-45km/h and ends up directly in front of me. Usually when people do that, they'd correct themselves immediately and go back in to their lane but no, she decides to drive head on towards me until approx 15 meters when I decide to pull off to the side and she quickly swerves back in to her lane.

I gave her a head shake and a "wtf are you doing" hand motion.

What would you do?
 
turn around, catch up to her and pull in front of her.

jump up onto the bikes seat, then pull a backflip with a half twist and land on her hood.

punch through her winshield into her chest and rip her heart out

take a bite out of it, and spit it in her face. then turn around and front flip back onto your bike, and ride off.
 
guys guys, killing is wrong, torturing is where it's at.

bible says thou shall not kill, but never says thou shall not torture.
 
Well now that you are full and rested....maybe you can laugh off the incident and thank god this time wasn't yours. Mind you as the season wears on many more morons will take their shot at you...just pay attention and duck accordingly.
 
Kool said:
Well now that you are full and rested....maybe you can laugh off the incident and thank god this time wasn't yours. Mind you as the season wears on many more morons will take their shot at you...just pay attention and duck accordingly.
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Being a new rider, I am pretty cautious of my surroundings especially after a car accident I was in 2 years ago I recognize the damage and consequences of a collision.
 
The accepted practice in Europe is to stop your bike, climb onto the hood of her car and take a dump on her windshield.
 
SkyRider said:
guys guys, killing is wrong, torturing is where it's at.

bible says thou shall not kill, but never says thou shall not torture.
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I like how you think.

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OP you've got it all wrong
She wasn't trying to kill you

She was trying to save you from killing yourself eating MC'Ds crap
 
Hachi-Roku said:
OP you've got it all wrong
She wasn't trying to kill you

She was trying to save you from killing yourself eating MC'Ds crap
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Haha I know right...? First McD's meal in a few months.
 
jc100 said:
The accepted practice in Europe is to stop your bike, climb onto the hood of her car and take a dump on her windshield.
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lol can you actually get a ticket for doing this?

people don't learn when you flip the bird/honk. maybe they'll remember if someone ***** on their car lol
 
Get used to it some non-riders have a hard time judging speed and distance of a motorcycle. She probably felt bad about it and wasn't sure what to do.
 
psycho44 said:
Get used to it some non-riders have a hard time judging speed and distance of a motorcycle. She probably felt bad about it and wasn't sure what to do.
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It's more likely that she went "Meh, I'm ok..."

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