An Ex-Cop's Guide to Not Getting Arrested

MarcosSantiago

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I got the link to this article last week, from a friend.
Some of you may have something to say.

"Dale Carson is a defense attorney in Jacksonville, Florida, as well as an alumnus of the Miami-Dade Police Department and the FBI. So he knows a thing or two about how cops determine who to hassle, and what all of us can do to not be one of those people. Carson has distilled his tips into a book titled Arrest-Proof Yourself, now in its second edition. It is a legitimately scary book— 369 pages of insight on the many ways police officers profile and harass the people on their beat in an effort to rack up as many arrests as possible.

"Law enforcement officers now are part of the revenue gathering system," Carson tells me in a phone interview. "The ranks of cops are young and competitive, they’re in competition with one another and intra-departmentally. It becomes a game. Policing isn’t about keeping streets safe, it’s about statistical success. The question for them is, Who can put the most people in jail?"

Which would make the question for you and me, how can we stay out of jail? Carson's book does a pretty good job of explaining -in frank language- how to beat a system that's increasingly predatory. "

Link: The Atlantic Cities - http://www.theatlanticcities.com/politics/2013/11/ex-cops-guide-not-getting-arrested/7491/ The link has hundreds of comments.



The book presents the concept of "The Criminal Pyramid". The huge base of this pyramid is composed by "Clueless petty offenders". The second layer (much thinner) is "Career Criminals", and the top of the pyramid is "Violent Criminals, Big Crooks".

"Clueless petty offenders" are defined in the book as "the overwhelming majority of people who are arrested, jailed, and tried by a criminal justice system that to an alarming degree is operating mindlessly on autopilot".

The book also presents the concept of "Cluelessness Quotient" (Clue-Q). "The higher your cluelessness quotient, the more likely you are to be arrested".

And the "Arrestability Quotient", or Arrest-Q: "The more you’re visible, fit the crook profile, or are incongruous, the more likely you are to get stopped and questioned by police".

Last, it is somewhat controversial, because all of the recommendations are inline with "roll-and-play-dead" strategy: to obey all police commands, and if that fails, to vomit, defecate on yourself, or cry, to avoid arrest. No, I am not kidding. That is in the book.

“If nothing else has worked so far, you can try this last and most extreme measure. Foul yourself so that the police will consider setting you free in order not to get their cruiser nasty. If you’ve been drinking, throw up all over your shirt, not on the ground...” etc.etc.etc.

Here is the book (first edition, not the latest one) in PDF format
 
interesting... struggling to find practical application in my own life..., but interesting none the less
 
This is the first thing that came to mind when I saw the tiles of the thread

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Option B:
You can become mayor of Toronto, do drugs and other fun things....and still not get caught.

Option C:
Listen to Jim Carey above...don't break the law and you'll be fine.
 
Crying can back fire. Has to be done right. It's an art.

I would imagine soiling yourself also requires artistry....or a loaded and cocked bowel.
 
It's not as easy as some think not to get arrested. I was recently arrested and saw the inside of a jail cell. Something that I never thought would happen.
All it takes is one high strung racist cop and your world can come to an end simply because like the article said, some cops are trying to get as much arrests as possible to secure a promotion. In my case a some drug dealers came on my property and started harassing and threatening a female leaving my house. I know these guys are violent so I came outside when I heard the commotion and got a "bat" out of the car because he was up in her face threating her on my property. I told him to get away from her and get off my property. He then tries to fight me. I back off even though I have a weapon. He then tells me he is going to his car to get his gun and shoot me, my mom and the girl in the head. The girl and my mom call the police because even his friends can't convince him to get off my property and are restraining him. FYI they were all high as a kite. Anyway I wait until the police come so I can point him out to the officers and the cop comes to me first and says I'm going to jail because I have a weapon in my hand.....(on my property....trying to avoid a girl being attacked by a know drug dealer). Cop lied in the disclosure to try and get the charges to stick by saying I was attacking the drug.
 
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Some Canadian laws are a joke, apparently even if someone breaks into my house and has a weapon, I can't physically touch them unless they hit me first, and even then, I have to prove that my actions were justified.
 
If someone breaks into your house when you are home, you are much better off killing him than physically assaulting and detaining him for police. This was actual serious candid advice from an opp friend.
 
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Thumbs up to this post by strictlye

More than 500 views but I am sure only a few have clicked on the link to the book in PDF.

The author explains that *not braking the law* all the time may be harder than you think. You may be arrested for some law you don’t even know it exists. Or, it only takes bad luck to be arrested on a Saturday night, drinking out with your friends, being in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Please read again what the guy said to The Atlantic Cities magazine ---- "Law enforcement officers now are part of the revenue gathering system," Carson tells me in a phone interview. "The ranks of cops are young and competitive, they’re in competition with one another and intra-departmentally. It becomes a game. Policing isn’t about keeping streets safe, it’s about statistical success. The question for them is, Who can put the most people in jail?"



It's not as easy as some think not to get arrested. I was recently arrested and saw the inside of a jail cell. Something that I never thought would happen.
All it takes is one high strung racist cop and your world can come to an end simply because like the article said, some cops are trying to get as much arrests as possible to secure a promotion. In my case a some drug dealers came on my property and started harassing and threatening a female leaving my house. I know these guys are violent so I came outside when I heard the commotion and got a "bat" out of the car because he was up in her face threating her on my property. I told him to get away from her and get off my property. He then tries to fight me. I back off even though I have a weapon. He then tells me he is going to his car to get his gun and shoot me, my mom and the girl in the head. The girl and my mom call the police because even his friends can't convince him to get off my property and are restraining him. FYI they were all high as a kite. Anyway I wait until the police come so I can point him out to the officers and the cop comes to me first and says I'm going to jail because I have a weapon in my hand.....(on my property....trying to avoid a girl being attacked by a know drug dealer). Cop lied in the disclosure to try and get the charges to stick by saying I was attacking the drug.
 
The triple S. Shoot, Shovel and Shutup.

"What intruder officer?"

If someone breaks into your house when you are home, you are much better off killing him than physically assaulting and detaining him for police. This was actual serious candid advice from an opp friend.
 
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