Miss an hour miss alot. I'll sum it up for you.
-I'm the guy with the boy sized penis
-Me and sam are going to go at it with some lesbian action (cause I don't officially have a penis) while richie pays us just to watch
-JERRY SPRINGER MOMENT OF THE DAY- Sam starts quoting and saying she had...
Sure sure, blame it on the website. Would you like to get something off your chest here sam?
This feels like a Jerry Springer "revealing" episode, where the guy finds out his wife is a dude.
Wanna be my sugar daddy then? Come oooooooooon......I have talents I'm sure you are curious about.....if not....I'm sure after a few drinks you will be.
Wait a minute....can you really watch porn on the Iphone? REALLY????? this changes everything.....all I can do with my calculator is type in 8008......looks like boob. Ya that gets me off most of the time....but it ain't INTERNET PORN.....AWSOME.....IPHONE HANDS DOWN THE CHAMPION OF THE WORLD.
My god....this geek talk is still going on ? Seriously guys, time to get some booty.
Did I mention my if you type in 3045 on my calculator and turn it upside down, it spells shoe. Tell me thats not awsome to the extreme.
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