Motorcycle mistakes you only make once... and ones you make all the time...

I snapped the clutch cable on an old Royal Enfield Bullet in India.

Had to stall the bike to stop, of course. And to get going again, had to start the bike in neutral, and then tap it into gear while pushing the bike forward without stalling it.

Yep, went through that when I rode my bike to school in the snow. Funny thing, it wasn't because of the snow that I dropped it, it was because I forgot I parked it in gear. 😅

As I sat on it wondering how I was going to get home without a clutch, it occurred to me that I could just start it in gear again!
 
Hopefully this mistake will only happen once - On my first bike with traction control. I was parked on some loose gravel, hopped on the bike and twisted the throttle expecting to move. Traction control kicked in and cut off the power unexpectedly causing me to drop the bike.

Ones that happens all the time - Forgetting to do up the helmet straps and forgetting to tuck in my hoody draw strings into my jacket.
 
Mistakes I only made once:

Standing on the right side while moving the bike in the garage. The side stand must have dragged and it folded up. Once the bike was where I wanted it I let it shift to the left to land on the side stand........ and it just kept on going down past the point of no return. GIVI crash bars saved the tank, but the LH saddlebag got scratched up.
 
While it's nice to have a spare battery or jump starter (I have multiples of both), anyone with a car can just that in a pinch - same 12 volts, and much better cranking capacity.

If you're lucky! My car jumper cables don't fit in the tight little spaces half of my bike batteries are in though.

Even on my jumper pack, I paid extra for a really thin/narrow pointy set of pliers/grippy things for the terminals so I could work in tight spaces of some motorcycles because the little ones that came with the booster pack are still too big for some bikes.

Replaced these:

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With these:

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The original it came with was 1/3rd or 1/4th the size of my car jumper cables but was still too big for some bikes.
 
Remembered another mistake I made once...

On a scooter, with underseat storage, it's possible to lock your key under your seat.

Nowadays I could just ask someone to throw my spare key in an uber for me and I'd have my key in 15 minutes, and be home 15 minutes after that... But back then I was a broke student so I had to TTC home, just to get my key, to turn around and TTC back to my bike.

Instead of a 15 minute bike ride it took almost 2 hours. Being broke is a different kind of costly.
 
Hopefully this mistake will only happen once - On my first bike with traction control. I was parked on some loose gravel, hopped on the bike and twisted the throttle expecting to move. Traction control kicked in and cut off the power unexpectedly causing me to drop the bike.

Ones that happens all the time - Forgetting to do up the helmet straps and forgetting to tuck in my hoody draw strings into my jacket.
Why is it my hoodie strings only come out at the start of a multi hour ride and the tappy tap on my helmet has absolutely no rhythm of enjoyment whatsoever!
 
Hopping on someone else's bike, realizing it is not mine.:ROFLMAO:
 
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Done that too.
Riding partner in Australia had the same white Burgman 650 as mine in Canada. Several moments of confusion over three months.
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Bruce is the same age as me and was in the Mac business as well....continents away but we connected on the burgman.usa site.
Had lunch with him the other day but he cannot ride anymore due to a neurological condition.
He gave me his rather neglected Burgman ....I sold it for $1000 and the KLR for $1800 and scored the CB300F which I sold recently.
He was riding the Burgman 650 50km each way every day down the twisty James Cook Highway and I recall when I was waiting to hook up with him seeing his brilliant yellow helmet bobbing along .....very visible floating above traffic.
Bought similar when I returned to Canada. Was a very convincing demo of visibility.
 
Hopping on someone else's bike, realizing it is not mine.:ROFLMAO:

Yeah, I've heard that happens a lot on GTAM group rides...

"Is this my V-Strom?"
"No, you're on my bike..."
"Are you sure? I think this one's @oioioi 's"
"Oops, you are right, my bad, my one's over there."
 
During my first ride to BC on my FJR I experienced some "range anxiety" along the trans Canada...
'Passing by a gas station with a 1/4 tank...
"I'll stop at the next one"
Turns out the next one is... Well, it's not even showing up on the GPS... lol.
Learned my lesson and subsequent trips...
Just stop and fill 'er up when you have the chance.
 
During my first ride to BC on my FJR I experienced some "range anxiety" along the trans Canada...
'Passing by a gas station with a 1/4 tank...
"I'll stop at the next one"
Turns out the next one is... Well, it's not even showing up on the GPS... lol.
Learned my lesson and subsequent trips...
Just stop and fill 'er up when you have the chance.

And the FJR is no slouch on range, either!

We rode up to the top of Alaska at the end of tourist season, as all the campsites and gas stations were closing for the year.

Most of the gas stations on the Alcan Highway are spaced about 75 kms apart (don't ask me why I know this), but at the end of the season, every other one closes. This leaves 150 kms between stations, which is fine for trucks and cars, but on a motorcycle, it can induce quite a bit of range anxiety.

Our bikes at the time could do ~400 kms to a tank (similar to an FJR). Still ran them empty when TWO stations in a row were closed. :eek:

Thankfully, we were carrying jerry cans:

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This was at the closed gas station. Funny thing was, there another motorcyclist stopped there too, filling up with his jerry can! :ROFLMAO:
 
I got to the top of the Roger’s Pass with zilch left on the cb500x
It was a long nail biting coast/draft down to the next station. Had1 ltr left. Not the smartest way to start a trip. I ignored the no gas for xxx km and forgot about gravity

Despite that I still ran it thin a few times on that trip
Seasonal gas stations are a dice roll in BC
 
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