Let’s just do away with everything
· New years – encourages alcoholism
· Valentine’s Day – not everyone finds love
· Family Day – what if I don’t have a family, I feel ostracised
· Easter – animal cruelty toward bunnies and Cadbury trying to get rabbits to mate with chickens is just wrong
· Mother’s Day – alienates 49% of the population, maybe this should be birth parent day?

· Victoria Day – the fireworks are too loud, maybe I work nights and daylight fireworks just aren’t the same
· Father’s Day – alienates 51% of the population and should be parents day
· Canada Day – Can we move this day, I am usually on holidays?
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