How many balls you allow on your ride?

How many balls do you allow on your ride?

  • 0 (show bike, or you don't have balls)

    Votes: 2 5.4%
  • 2 (standard GTA fear of being thought a homo)

    Votes: 18 48.6%
  • 4 (no fear of emasculation, but you follow the law)

    Votes: 11 29.7%
  • 6+ (Third world styles)

    Votes: 5 13.5%
  • I gotta check with my wife (select this option if wife ever forced a sale)

    Votes: 1 2.7%

  • Total voters
    37
  • Poll closed .
Ah yes. Another thread where men can shakily re-assert their heterosexuality.
 
Probably the lamest "poll" I've seen to date on here....
 
Is this the kind of thing bored Ducati riders come up with while they're waiting for service at GP Bikes?
 
You missed the common GTAM blue option as well...
 
Is this the kind of thing bored Ducati riders come up with while they're waiting for service at GP Bikes?

It's out in the sticks man....nothing much to do! I could have been checking out Lambos if that former Duc dealer at Bathurst was still around.
 
#2. aint no homo
 
ever since i had a bike i've always had the 2 ball rule on my bike. Which works really well with the 2 boob rule. unless i get a sidecar then i may have to change the 2 boob rule to 4
 
Pfft... Lambos are for posers... oh wait. ;-P

I'm worse than a poser...I totally just front to mooch test rides...then only to pose at a cafe for 20mins 2 blocks away. I come back and claim to have experienced the craftsmanship and unmatched performance...then I reach for my wallet, and bolt with a puff of smoke like a cartoon.

But to pull it all off, I lay it down straight away with the dealer..."2 balls only in the Lambo, sorry, see ya when I get back in 30 mins".
 
Me and two other friends went on a cruise in Cuba... on the same moped. It was fuuuuuuun.
We were also able to pack six people on that thing for a short ride.
 
Me and two other friends went on a cruise in Cuba... on the same moped. It was fuuuuuuun.
We were also able to pack six people on that thing for a short ride.

how third world gay
 
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