Bikes Being Stolen From Condo Undergrounds.... Stupid! The Solution Is Easy

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Gixxer6 said:
She's been out of work for a while, may not be that expensive.... she would definately distract the thief....
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nuh, huh!

Spartacus TV series..alright shes dies once or twice but that shouldve taken care of her retirement with all the boobage she has to show in there.

Yeah out of all the solutions you gave, the "cage" seems like the best cost-effective idea.

edit) facck, someone beat me AGAIN by less than a minute
 
Considering the quality of your posts, you sure throw the word 'idiot' around a lot.
 
Re: Bikes Being Stolen From Condo Undergrounds.... Easy Solutions

Pegassus said:
Have one of those $9 an hour security guards at the entrance of the entire garage and whenever he sees a minivan/van/truck enter the underground make him show his driver's licence and write it down on a piece of paper, and make sure to look inside the van when the stranger goes out. All the stories of the condo thefts in this forum mention that there was "security" at the building and cameras, who was the idiot that was supposed to be watching the cameras? For pete's sakes in another thread it took 3 bozos about 2 minutes to load a bike to a trailer, who was watching THAT camera?
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For 9 bucks an hour as you suggest, he's watching for owners, not robbers
 
the_falcon said:
So the alarm goes off at 3 am, you run out with a golf club in your looney toon's boxers only to walk right into 2 guys, one with a glock and the other with a machete....let me know how that works out for you there tough guy.
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Easy defense against a glock...

"Excuse me sir, but I notice you're trying to steal my bike. Let me make it easier for you by disabling the alarm and giving you my keys. Oh and don't leave just yet, the fuel low so you'll need my credit card to fill it up. Make sure to get premium"
 
Hey guys, here for the boobies....wait a second.......:confused:
 
What this thread's truly about. Stay on topic, people.

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Well now that bike theft has been solved, hopefully the think tank will focus energies on world hunger, and power.
 
Bigevildoer said:
Not really.... one of the main characters in the Spartacus HBO series... and yes.. nice boobies...
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The lesbo scenes were nice.
EngineerJoe said:
Easy defense against a glock...

"Excuse me sir, but I notice you're trying to steal my bike. Let me make it easier for you by disabling the alarm and giving you my keys. Oh and don't leave just yet, the fuel low so you'll need my credit card to fill it up. Make sure to get premium"
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huh didn't think of that one....
 
The real solution is far easier than anyone has mentioned. Just don't live in a condo! rent a house or buy one, it's probably cheaper anyway. And you get a backyard, and your own nice little garage to keep your toys in :)

oh.. and i found a pic of the Xena protection system in action, take that bike thief!
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